The ship is from Japan
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︎ Nov 20 2020
For my next car, Iโm going to buy a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.
It will be my Civic duty.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
I love japan
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︎ Oct 24 2020
The biggest gender reveal was in Japan...
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Where do all the comedians in Japan live?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
I've got this friend in Japan. Her name's Kim.
So Kim runs an undergarment and such clothing store, and I recently ordered myself some pyjamas. I fortunately she got the orders mixed up and sent me some type of dressing gown instead. All I could say was Kim,oh-no!
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Did you hear about the spies trying to infiltrate japan, Italy, and Germany in WWII?
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︎ Oct 11 2020
How do you refer to cheese in Japan ?
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Just had double knee surgery in Japan
I guess you can call them Japa-knees
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︎ Aug 26 2020
What do they call cat treats in japan?
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︎ Sep 18 2020
You hear about Japan's new Hawaiian/Jamaican fusion food craze?
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Why does Japan have a successful baseball league but China doesnโt?
Because the Chinese would try to eat the bat.
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︎ Jun 20 2020
I was on a family vacation in Japan when I slept in one day. My dad flung open my door and told me to wake up. I said, โDad, what do you think this is?...
...the Land of the Rising Son?โ
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Why do Christians in Japan always put an extra cup at the table?
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︎ Mar 18 2020
What is the egg capital of Japan?
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︎ Jun 28 2020
How long does it take to chop down a tree in Japan?
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Have you heard what Japan have instead of alphabet soup?
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︎ Dec 31 2019
A geography teaches picks two students, one an exchange student from Japan and the other a native, to answer a question about state capitals. โWhat is the capital of Ohio?โ, the teacher asks.
The native student answers โClevelandโ, much to the teacherโs chagrin. The Exchange student on the other hand, answers โItโs a bit late, but Gozaimasu!โ
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Did you know the flag of Japan is actually a pie chart?
Of how much of Japan is Japan.
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︎ Nov 06 2019
What does Batman eat in Japan?
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︎ Jul 03 2019
Why the heck do cockroaches in India and Japan fly?
Because they are insects, it's a feature...not a bug.
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︎ Dec 22 2019
Did you know Japan has their own line of Eggnog?
They export it from Nog-asaki
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︎ Dec 22 2019
Sumo wrestlers are big in Japan
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︎ Dec 04 2019
I just got back from Japan and my son asked if I saw any koi fish.
I said no, the fish there were actually pretty sociable.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
My friend just arrived back late from Japan
I told him, "You Tokyo time"
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︎ Oct 25 2019
Why did the US nuke Japan?
They thought it was gonna be a blast
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︎ Sep 06 2019
A criminal in Tokyo, Japan lost the police by escaping to the nearest mountain.
He is now a wanted Fujitive
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︎ Nov 13 2019
Why has Japan had so many conflicts and wars?
Because they have lots of animes.
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︎ Oct 07 2018
What did people call their mothers during the Edo period in Japan?
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︎ Jul 12 2019
X-men movies should be shot as silent films in japan...
Cuz the movies all about mute-asians....(mutations)... geddit?
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︎ Jan 11 2019
The number 1 in Japan must be a rash.
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︎ Jan 25 2019
Japan's emporer.
Japan's emporer.
Deposed atop mount fuji.
That was a high coup.
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How do chihuahuas greet each other in Japan?
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︎ Dec 28 2018
I went to Japan on a vacation, and I didnโt see a single ninja.
That was very impressive.
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︎ May 15 2018
I have decided to buy a new Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.
It will be my Civic duty.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
For my next car, Iโm thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the tariffs.
Itโll be my Civic duty.
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