Why do Japanese cars scratch themselves when counting?
Itchy Nissan
I love Japanese cars
I usually drive my Nissan nephew to school.
I saw a Japanese girl crying next to the road and asked what was wrong. I ordered a car for her, but...
she refused and kept saying, "Oniisan! Oniisan!".
I got hit on the top of my head by a Japanese car part while walking during a storm this morning...
It was raining Datsun cogs...
What did the Japanese car company say to his brother
Nee San
What do you call a Japanese car with the chicken pox?
An itchy Nissan
Letβs just ignore the fact that would cause mass traffic
What do you call a miniature Yoda?
A Toyota.
Car accidents
What do you call a Japanese car that gets in to an accident?
A Honda Accordion
Did you hear about the car accident in Sweden?
It was a real Saab story.
Watching Pavarotti on TV last night, I was reminded that in his later years he became a camper-van enthusiast
He had a van adapted to his own specification, which subsequently was often seen overnight in the car parks of the world's best opera houses. After his death, the Japanese manufacturers used it as the flagship model of a new range. We've all heard of the 'Nissan Dormer'.
