A friend of mine misspelled Viet Cong, couldn't resist making this.
Overheard at a Viet restaurant
Parents and I were sitting behind a man and his wife at a Vietnamese restaurant.
Man: I'd like the shaking beef please.
Waitress: One shaking beef...
Man: I'm just curious. What exactly makes the beef so nervous?
Where is the baby?
In a small county in Southeast Asia there is a small child.
The child loves to eat his delicious baby food and does so constantly.
In what country does the child live?
Viet-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM-NOM
What do you call Vietnamese food?
Viet nom nom nom nom nom
