What do you call it when two Vietnamese people with common names get married?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pretzelzetzel
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Have you heard that there are some people who are against Vietnamese soup?

anti-phở

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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If your Vietnamese friend is the imposter

Does that mean there's a Hmong among us?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quasar226
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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What do you call Vietnamese soup that is really, really good?

Pho-nomenal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00tah
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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I know a Vietnamese couple who got married and decided to both hyphenate their last names

It was a Nguyen-Nguyen scenario

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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My local Vietnamese restaurant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexstandifer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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What does a pirate order in a Vietnamese bar

Pho Hoe Hoe and a bottle of rum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dathedrr
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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A really want a Vietnamese roll.

But they Bahn Mi from going outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I want to go buy a Vietnamese sandwich

but they bÑnh mì from going outside

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuckme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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What do you call a soup fit for Vietnamese royalty?

Pho-king good!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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That Vietnamese noodle house is really amazing

It's so pho-king good

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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What do you call Vietnamese food?

Viet nom nom nom nom nom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DisplayTHEContent
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Did you hear about the team of white guys that tried to compete in an all vietnamese soccer league?

They didnt Nguyen a single game

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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My Vietnamese driver told me several riddles yesterday, do you know what they were?

First off a six-parter

  1. If there are 500 rocks on a plane and you throw one out, how many are left? A: 499
  2. How do you get an elephant into a fridge? This is a three part process A: open the door, put in the elephant, close the door.
  3. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? This is a four part process A: open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, close the door.
  4. All the animals go to heaven for a meeting, but one can't come, why not? A: the giraffe, it's in the fridge.
  5. A weak old lady has to cross a river full of alligators, how does she get across? A: the alligators are at the meeting in heaven.
  6. As soon as the old lady gets across the river she dies, how? A: the rock fell on her head.

No 2 A real cool guy walks into a cafe. He wearing sunglasses, tidy haircut, but just a super cool guy all round. He orders a glass of condensed milk and puts it on his table. Next time the waitress walks past he asks for a glass of black coffee. Now he has a glass of milk and a glass of coffee next to each other, this guy is real cool. Next time the waitress walks past he orders a glass of ice. She's happy to do that for this dude because he is so cool. He mixes the milk and coffee with the ice and stirs with his little spoon. Looks good. The old man that owns the cafe walks up to him and says, 'I see your in the Navy". How did he know?

A: he was wearing a naval uniform.

Anyone know similar nonsense?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Patyboomba
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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People who are afraid of strong preferences for Vietnamese soups have...

pho bias phobias.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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If you order sushi in a Vietnamese restaurant,

would that be considered a Pho pas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freeaboo_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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What do you call Vietnamese animal doctors?

Vietnam Vets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlotTwizted
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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β€ͺWhat did my daughter say at the Vietnamese restaurant when I ordered her the 🍲 soup instead of the vermicelli bowl? ‬

β€ͺIt was a pho pa‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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I’m tired of all the creative ways to name Vietnamese soup restaurants.

It’s become a Pho King joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Have you heard about the new Mexican/Vietnamese fusion restaurant?

They're speciality is phojitas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Me: Hey, wanna try Vietnamese for dinner tonight?

Wife: What, pho?

Me: Just to try something different.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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My son and I went to a new Vietnamese restaurant that offers herbed potato sticks served with a bowl of noodle soup. When they brought our order, I said…

"Look, thyme fries when you’re having pho!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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I opened a Concession Stand at the World Cup selling Vietnamese food, but apparently it wasn’t very authentic.

So I called it FIFA Faux Pho.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheProcesSherpa
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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When you are stuck in an elevator, but really craving some Vietnamese.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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Light reflecting off Vietnamese soup should be called Pho tons
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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuzet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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What do you call an irrational fear of Vietnamese noodles?

A Phởbia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chamberlyne
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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Back in the nineties, the band Sparks had a Vietnamese booker who wanted them to play a Sinatra tribute show

and when Russell Mael heard of it he asked

"So, Nguyen, do I get to sing My Way?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onechordbassist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Grand Opening of a Vietnamese/Italian Restaurant

Pho Getaboutit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nayrevad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2018
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My two Vietnamese friends got married.

They both really love one another. It’s a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zephyrcoco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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I'm going to open a Vietnamese restaurant that caters to the skeptic.

I think I'll name it But Pho Real.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BizzareCzar
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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A Vietnamese restaurant just opened near the Large Hadron Collider.

Pho-Ton; they are known for their light broth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chexmp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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I was waiting for my lunch at the Vietnamese food truck, when a guy tried to cut in line in front of me.

I said, β€œ Dude, pho queue.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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I'm not allowed at the local Vietnamese restaurant anymore...

I guess they decided to bÑnh mì for life.

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I want to open a Vietnamese / Italian restaurant named Pho-GetAboutIt
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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My husband didn't want to share Vietnamese food...

More pho me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taradactyl-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I am not allowed anywhere near the Vietnamese restaurant in my town.

They decided to Banh Mi for life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Mr. T visited my local Vietnamese restaurant.

I pity the pho.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pumpdawg88
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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What do you call a Vietnamese dating site?

Ho Chi Minhgle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GnarledGryphon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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My two Vietnamese friends recently came to an agreement that benefits everyone.

It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spokandyland
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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What's it called when you have to wait in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

What happens when you finally get your soup but you caught a cold while you were waiting?

Pho cough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/internationalfish
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2017
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Most places can't support floating markets, but this Vietnamese city
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughjazzmann
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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What is Snoop Dogg's favorite Vietnamese soup topping?

Pho drizzle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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Mr. Quang, are you sure this is what you want to call your new Vietnamese restaurant?

Pho Q

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πŸ‘€︎ u/disconformity
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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Why are Vietnamese people so successful?

They always Nguyen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poemsavvy
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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My wife asked if I felt like vietnamese for dinner

Pho sure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tkh0812
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2014
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When Vietnamese people marry each other, it’s a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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I went to a Vietnamese restaurant. The food was to die pho.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Le_Martian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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