Vietnamese Pho Puns

A pho-tographer

My Vietnamese is pho profit.

My dad was born in Japan. We're an average looking white family. My dad says he doesn't look Asian because when he crossed the ocean he became disoriented.

Pho sure

Did you hear about the Vietnamese Restaurant that hired people to stand in a line that wraps around the building, just to seem more popular? Yeah, it's a real Pho Queue to their customers.

I want to open an Vietnamese/Italian Restaurant

It'll be called Pho-Geddaboutit (Fu-geddaboutit)

We were going to pick up good from our local Vietnamese restaurant and we were getting pho, a vietnamese soup. My dad pulls into the parking lot and asks me to go get the food, and I groan, so he says "aw what the pho, its not even a big deal". Ha ha dad.