Vietnamese Name Puns

A list of puns related to "Vietnamese Name"

What do you call it when two Vietnamese people with common names get married?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

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👤︎ u/pretzelzetzel
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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I know a Vietnamese couple who got married and decided to both hyphenate their last names

It was a Nguyen-Nguyen scenario

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👤︎ u/Hitler_the_Painter
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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I’m tired of all the creative ways to name Vietnamese soup restaurants.

It’s become a Pho King joke.

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👤︎ u/buckeyespud
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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I want to open a Vietnamese / Italian restaurant named Pho-GetAboutIt
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👤︎ u/Senor_Gringo_Starr
📅︎ Jul 28 2017
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Not cool Dad...not cool

So my dad's telling my relatives the story of how my mom was in labor for 12 hours so they named me 'Laura' which if you say it in Vietnamese accent it's 'Lau-ra' which means "Long time to come out"...

IMAGINE FINDING OUT AFTER 21 YEARS YOUR NAME IS A FUCKING PUN ..

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👤︎ u/stneutron
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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The best oriental dad pun.

My dad was born in Japan. We're an average looking white family. My dad says he doesn't look Asian because when he crossed the ocean he became disoriented.

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👤︎ u/cooterholland
📅︎ May 09 2015
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I dad joked my rehab tech today.

I'm a physical therapist, and one of my patients is named You (she's vietnamese).

Rehab tech: "Can you work on You?"

Me: "I work on me everyday."

Rehab tech: "heh" (eye roll)

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👤︎ u/sunfistkid
📅︎ May 07 2015
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