Malaysia Puns

A list of puns related to "Malaysia"

What do you call a bear from Malaysia?

Koala Lumpur

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👤︎ u/dewhashish
📅︎ Mar 12 2018
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I have an Asian friend who plays a lot of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

I'm surprised he didn't go for Super Smash Bros. Maylay.

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👤︎ u/Necropony1457
📅︎ Aug 27 2019
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What did the CEO say when announcing layoffs at the Southeast Asian division?

"Imma firin Malaysia!"

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👤︎ u/civver3
📅︎ Mar 27 2020
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Do you know there has been a murder on every street in Dunedin? imgur.com/35D0sz1
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👤︎ u/staticgirl
📅︎ Oct 14 2013
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It's 1am on January 1st where I live.

I haven't slept since last year, and I'm EXHAUSTED!

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👤︎ u/LordHussyPants
📅︎ Dec 31 2016
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Been meaning to post my dad's joke for a wile.

Me: "Dad I'm thirsty."

Dad: "Hi thirsty! I'm Friday, wanna go out Saturday and have a sundae?"

I have loved this ever since I began understanding just how awesome these jokes are.

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👤︎ u/Poops_in_Fridges
📅︎ Nov 04 2014
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