I went out to eat at an Indian/Nepali restaurant with my dad...

There was one piece of naan left, and I asked if he wanted it. He said:

>You can have it. I want naan of it.

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📅︎ Jan 17 2014
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My Himalayan friend has a cow that refuses to stand up.

I always see Himalayan there.

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My dad’s answer to everything is alcohol....

He doesn’t drink, it's just that he's really bad at crossword puzzles...

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