The Everest Puns

A list of puns related to "The Everest"

How did the Himalayan man jump higher than mount Everest?

Well, that's easy. Mountains can't jump.

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👤︎ u/-taco-rice-
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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Did you hear about the man without legs who lives at the foot of Mount Everest?

When people meet him, they just find Himalayan there

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👤︎ u/xone01
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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So the travel agency said I could climb Mt. Everest and it would only cost $100,000.

I said no thanks, that's a bit too steep.

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👤︎ u/Flazdude
📅︎ Jan 25 2020
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In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Mt. Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.

Since then, the steaks have never been higher.

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👤︎ u/mitch_watson
📅︎ May 15 2019
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Does the people who climb Mount Everest... everest

>!had to put the punch line on the title!<

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👤︎ u/GamingGod07770
📅︎ May 24 2019
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Have you heard about the butcher who risked everything and opened a shop on top of Mount Everest?

The steaks couldn't be any higher

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👤︎ u/ChickN-Stu
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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Im sure the views from Everest's peak are breathtaking...
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👤︎ u/Theend_97
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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What do you call a rabbi that climbed to the top of Mount Everest?

Mountain Jew

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👤︎ u/HomagawdUleh
📅︎ Nov 29 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who tried to ride a bike on the summit of Mt Everest?

It started out well but then things went downhill pretty fast.

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👤︎ u/CybergothiChe
📅︎ Dec 30 2017
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I finally reached the top of Mount Everest

I guess it’s all downhill from here

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👤︎ u/yosoyellogan
📅︎ Aug 27 2018
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I finally achived my lifelong goal of climbing to the top of Everest...

But since then it's all been down hill...

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👤︎ u/Spartanyoej
📅︎ Nov 28 2016
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Stanley refused to poop until he got to the summit of mount Everest.

He had the highest Stan turds.

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👤︎ u/redditurded
📅︎ Oct 14 2016
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Once you reach the top of Mount Everest

It's all downhill from there.

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👤︎ u/TheFeelsGoodMan
📅︎ Aug 28 2017
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