Someone told me Yukon is the largest territory in Canada

But I'm having Nunavut.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ChargingTiger
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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What do you call a potato that knows CPR?

A resusci-tater!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sir_Pluses
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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All my Canadian friends don't think they can count on me...

but I know Yukon count on me because I'm having Nunavut.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lavande21
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 11 2020
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What did the optimistic potato say to the pessimistic potato?

Yukon do it!!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/bananalalagot
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Did you hear about the guy who was sick and tired of living in northern Canada?

He wanted Nunavut.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dye_Fledermau5
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 09 2015
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What did John McEnroe say when he got to the smallest and westernmost of Canada's three federal territories?

Yukon't be serious!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ultra-saurus
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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I asked my family "Canadad travel to the Great White North"

My children replied "Yukon", but my wife was having Nunavut.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/aselunar
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 09 2017
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My dad when he met my wife

My family lives in Texas. My wife is from New England. When she told my dad that she lived near UConn, he told her that he always thought that was in Alaska.

Still not sure if he was serious or joking, which makes it a particularly effective joke.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OldArmyMetal
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 23 2013
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Dadjoked by mother in law

Driving down the street, see sign that says "Yukon Rd closed, take detour." Mother in law in backseat says "aahh, Yukon't drive there."

Groaning intensifies....

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/boj3143
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 12 2014
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