Moose Puns

or they could be charged with a salt.

With a Moosetash

Venomoose.

Those damn mooselimbs.

Mooses.

Anonymoose

Dad: How did you know it was on its way to work?

An Anonymoose.

Moose-O-Leaney

A snooze.

A loose.

... and a hippo gnu year.

First saw that one in 1984 and it burned itself into my memory. :)

Anony-moose!

9 month old is trying to be generous, and puts teething toys (or anything he can grab) in other people's mouths. It's very nice.

He had one of the dog's tennis balls, and tried to put it in this giant stuffed moose's mouth.

Me to wife: "He seems so concerned that it's not eating."

Wife to me: "Well, he hasn't eaten in years."

Me to wife: "He can't eat any more, he's stuffed."

So once a year my dad throws this moose party, where they serve only moose, which he have caught himself. Well anyways, when i asked him, and my mom what they were serving for desert they looked at each other and giggeld, '' chocolate moose of course'' (chocolate mousse) facepalmed so hard...