Moose Jokes Puns

A list of puns related to "Moose Jokes"

A platypus walks into a bar owned by a duck.

He orders a drink, and asks for the check.

Duck billed platypus.

Edit: Thanks guys.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 07 2020
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In Canada, you are more likely to die of a moose kick than of a terrorist attack.

Those damn mooselimbs.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 23 2018
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Girlfriend got me good while entering the elevator.

The door opened and I said: "After you my dear". Her response: "Thank you my elk"!

It took me a while to realize it, but damn I'm proud.

Edit: Geez thanks for all the entertaining comments, I woke up to a plethora of notifications! I appreciate it everyone.

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👤︎ u/Rskrely
📅︎ May 16 2016
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