(Advice) What are some squirrel puns...need ideas for retirement party?
One of our support staff is retiring. She's been with us for about 10 years. She is known as "squirrel", her nickname from high school.
What are some puns I can use? I plan to have several small squirrel figures holding "signs" wishing her a happy journey, but want to be creative. This will be for a small room with food, cake, coffee, and good company.
True story, just happened, proud of myself: Dog starts barking furiously out of nowhere. Come to the door to see she's startled a pair of guys from a roofing company who've come to fix a hole where squirrels are getting in.
"Sorry about her. Her specialty is also roofing."
Blank stares. My talents are so wasted without kids.
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
I saw a squirrel running in circles in my yard today…
I think it lost its nuts.
My Dad and I watched a squirrel get spun off a bird feeder…
When the squirrel did it again, Dad said that the squirrel was absolutely nuts.
Why do neutered dogs always chase squirrels?
They’re trying to get their nuts back.
How much did the squirrel pay for the car?
Why do squirrels swim on their back?
I just got thrown out of my local park for arranging the squirrels by height.
They didn’t like my critter sizing.
How do you get a squirrel to like you ?
My senile old father came out into the yard, as my kid was feeding the squirrels and started yelling, "Shooo! Shooo!" At them.
I just didn't have the heart to tell him they were squirrels; not shoes. As long as he doesn't try to put them on again. That got messy.
Imade a similar one a few days ago bit i fpund more squirrels
Where do Squirrels go during Hurricanes?
It depends on which direction the wind is blowing.
How do you call a gay squirrel
How do you make friends with a squirrel?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut!
I found what looked like a kitten frozen in my iced-over pool. I dug it out and let it defrost, it turned out to be a big squirrel.
I thought I thaw a pussycat.
I got kicked out of the park for lining squirrels up by height...
They said I was too critter-sizing
Why didn’t the squirrel cross the telephone line?
What do you call a space travelling squirrel?
I recently moved from California to West Virginia and discovered both have the same squirrels.
Except here, they’re in the freezer and buckshot is a side dish.
What does a squirrel do when it loses its mind
I was thrown out of the local park for arranging the squirrels by height...
Apparently they just can’t take a little critter-sizing!
I'd make fun of what squirrels eat
But it'd be acorn-y joke.
How did the insane person become a squirrels friend?
squirrel told me a joke
A Squirrel just told me a Joke, it was Nuts
Some squirrels had a party last night
My son asked me how to tell a boy squirrel from a girl squirrel.
I told him to check for nuts.
Did you hear about the new squirrel diet?
What is the squirrel internet called?
If I could talk to squirrels...
I bet I'd have a pretty nutty conversation.
What does a dog say when it chases a squirrel up to the tree?
Why are squirrels not circus animals?
They don’t like to work for peanuts.
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
Why do squirrels swim on their back ?
"How do you get a squirrel to like you?"
I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height.....
They didn’t like me critter sizing.
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Why does a squirrel swim on its back?
I got thrown out of the park for measuring the squirrels
I guess they didn't want me critter sizing.
How do you get a squirrel to like you ?
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut
How do you get a squirrel to lien you
I got thrown out of my local park after arranging the squirrels by height.
They didn't like me critter sizing.
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
How do you catch a squirrel?
Climb into a tree and act like a nut.
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