Despite lacking any advanced intelligence abilities, prosimians don’t seem that bad. Especially lemurs. Below average, for certain, but not helpless. In my opinion, a build really has to earn F tier by having no proficient defensive abilities, lacking adaptability and being vulnerable to any change on its’ server (ex amphibians, herring/sardines, pika, etc.)
Currently, it's no secret that the Prosimian class is among the worst in the game, completely bodied by both their Simian compatriots and other treefaring animals that don't die if anything looks at them funny. What I'm asking here is a simple question: how would you change Prosimians so they're as viable in the meta as their amateur opposite numbers?
I, personally, would take their currently master-of-none (45/35/50/70/50/15) stat spread and move almost all that useless HP and Defence into Attack, Mobility, and Stealth, essentially giving us a primate that trades off INT and resilience for the glass cannon archetype.
The stat spread I've theorized is 45/65/12/72/11/60 (no change in BST, yes these stats are minmaxed to all hell), which should theoretically give Prosimians the extra power and stealth they need to give the Simians some serious competition in the monkey department. And just about time for that, I'd say.
Alternatively, if we keep the rule that states that Prosimians on the Madagascar server get +37 BST (not that this would last, since the rule only stands because they have no competition there), then we could end up with a spread of 62/75/12/77/11/65, which could become a legitimately oppressive force within the confines of that server.
So, how would you buff the Prosimians, at least to the point where they're adequately playable competitively? Please let me know your thoughts in the comments.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
