My astronomy teacher tends to ramble, so when he goes off on a long tangent, I browse Reddit. I was looking at /r/dadjokes when he all of a sudden asked me a question about an article in our book. I was a bit dazed, but I snapped back to reality and answered his question. I guess that I had spaced out.
Three. The left ear, the right ear and The Final Frontier.
Boy wants a car from his dad
Dad says, "First you got to cut that hair"
Boy says, "Hey dad, Jesus had long hair"
And dad says, "That's right son, Jesus walked everywhere"
(From "The Frontier Index" by The Silver Jews)
The year is 2045, space travel has finally gotten started.
As major companies scramble to come up with ways to capitalize on this new venture, Nissan decides to end its most popular light truck.
As the last one rolls off the line, they announce: "This is it, folks. This is the Final Frontier."
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.
Three: the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.
Three: the left ear, the right ear and the final frontier!
3, the left ear, the right ear, and the final frontier.
