Border patrol ordered 100 DeLoreans
They hope they can stop illegal migrants in time.
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︎ May 25 2021
I crossed the border into Mexico without much hassle. Crossing it a second time was fine too, but on the third time a guard stopped me and said βSorry
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︎ Mar 26 2021
In Sweden, footraces sometimes start a short distance away from the countryβs eastern border.
The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
It shares border with more states than any other. Missouri loves company.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
I'm a border collie. My master says that my main purpose is to gather sheep for him.
That's what I herd, anyway.
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︎ Apr 04 2021
3 Mexicans tried to cross the border,but only 2 got through.Why?
There was a sign that said no tres passing.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
USA's border wall is a
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︎ Feb 16 2021
How do you smuggle a cat over the border.
You launch it over with a Cat-apult
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I was trying to reshape the border of my back yard when my neighbours fence fell over...
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︎ Jan 11 2021
Finland has just closed their borders
No one will be crossing the finish line
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the border?
Me neither, I couldn't follow it.
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︎ Dec 22 2020
Border closing
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︎ May 27 2020
I crossed the Mexican borders once
Unos, i might cross it again
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︎ Oct 20 2020
On a video about breaking world border in Minecraft
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︎ Jul 04 2020
What borders on insanity?
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Finland has just closed it borders...
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︎ Mar 18 2020
Finland has closed its borders, You know what that means...
No one will cross the Finnish line
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︎ Jun 06 2020
What did the poodle say to the border collie?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
After the borders reopen I am going to visit Greenwich, England!!!
There is a lot that I want to accomplish in The Mean Time!!
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︎ Sep 07 2020
What do you call a musical group of criminals that travels around the country but only along the outline of the country's border?
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︎ Jun 27 2020
You donβt have to tell a Border Collie something twice
They herd you the first time.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
Due to covid-19, finland closed its borders to international marathon runners.
The racers ran anyways but unfortunately no one crossed the finnish line
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︎ Aug 04 2020
I hope the tension on the Kashmir border doesn't escalate.
But I think it will work out Indian (In-di-an).
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︎ Jul 03 2020
Sick eagle crossed the border without a passport
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︎ May 31 2020
Why couldn't the number 3 cross the border?
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Why weren't Mexicans too concerned about Trump's border wall?
They knew that they would eventually get over it.
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︎ Oct 25 2019
A Border wall
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︎ Aug 05 2019
The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.
But he probably should have made it much longer than that.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
What do you call three Mexicans crossing the border?
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︎ Mar 13 2020
Border Wall π€
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︎ Jun 13 2019
A Border wall
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︎ Aug 07 2019
I drove from Spain to France. A lot of ants were in the car when we crossed the border. Are they immigr-ants?
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︎ Aug 11 2019
A popular Biblical figure just built a border
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︎ Jul 04 2019
The Soviet was eager to get to the border to defect
He was Russian to the Finnish line
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︎ Jan 24 2020
Why didn't the border guard allow a llama to enter the country?
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︎ Dec 17 2016
I heard thereβs a place on the border of Texas and Mexico that is making giant manned robots.
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︎ Nov 11 2019
My problematic teen kid just fled across the border
He really crossed the line this time!
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︎ Dec 24 2019
Patrolling the borders with a keen eye and a whole lot of prejudice [OC]
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︎ Feb 21 2019
What do you say when you cross the border between Sweden and Finland?
And across the Finnish line
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Finland has just closed its borders
Thereβs no way we can cross the Finnish line now.
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︎ Mar 18 2020
A sick eagle crossed the border without a passport
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︎ May 31 2020
What borders on stupidity?
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︎ Apr 24 2020
What do you call the border of Finland ?
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︎ Aug 21 2018
Why do Mexicans only cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says no Tres passing.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
What are the borders of Finland called?
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︎ Sep 14 2019
Border?
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