What washes up on the shores of small beaches?
What's a female pirates favorite part of shore leave?
Taking off the sea cups.
(My wife actually should get most the credit)
I listened to a jazz ensemble when I was at the ocean shore for vacation...
Nothing beats sax on the beach!
What did the ocean say to the shore?
I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...
Must....keep....maritime puns....
What did the sea tell the shore?
If you grew cannabis on an off shore platform...
I find it really hard to say what my wife does for a living.
She sells seashells by the sea shore.
I found a load of batteries washed up on the beach.
I was collecting C Cells on the sea shore.
Remeber, there is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like a moron.
I was at the beach today and there was a group of pelicans not doing anything. I concentrated hard on one pelican and suddenly if flew out to the water, snagged a fish in his bill and flew back to shore. "Wow", I thought to myself..
Pelikinesis is a real thing.
What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
Along the shore, some birds cooperate with each other...
because one good tern deserves another.
As I was rowing my boat towards the shore, a small black bird stopped me from docking.
Quoth the raven, “Never moor.”
A blind person was eating seafood
I asked the beach where the sea was...
While on shore leave, Captain Picard intends to fix a hole in his uniform the old fashioned way.
Without any replicators on the family orchard, he decides to do it analogue with his brother's old sewing machine.
He puts a thread through the needle, his uniform underneath, and switches it on. It whirs and grunts out clunking noises before being switched back off.
"Robert your machine is broken!"
"What do you want me to do about it, Jean-Luc?"
"I need you to make it sew!"
In my twenties, I used to live on a houseboat, and started seeing the girl next door.
Eventually we drifted apart.
My wife is nervous about having to talk to strangers on a cruise we are about to take.
I said, “Don’t worry. We are all in the same boat.”
“GO TO YOUR ROOM!” I told my kid. She ran into her room and shored back at me “JUST FYI, JIM MORRISON IS OVERRATED!”
She’s so grounded. I’ve warned her repeatedly about slamming The Doors in this house!
Edit: shored= shouted obviously, damn fat fingers
They added a dog to the Jersey Shore reunion house!
My Fiancée was at the store earlier and she texted me saying, “Should I buy new beach towels?”
I didn't think I'd get lost at sea, but now I'm not so shore.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She always like to say current.
What washes up on tiny shores?
What did the ocean say to the shore?
What did the ocean say to the shore?
What did the ocean say to the shore?
It is really hard to say what my wife does for a living.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
What did the ocean say to the shore?
Nothing... it just waved.
what did the sea say to the shore
What did the ocean say to the shore?
What did the ocean say to the shore?
It's difficult to say what my wife does
She sells sea-shells by the sea shore.
What did the ocean say to the shore?
What did one ocean say to the other?
It's tricky to say what my wife does.
She sells sea shells on the sea shore.
It’s hard to say what my wife does for a living.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot
What did the ocean say to the shore?
What did the ocean say to the shore?
It is hard to say what my wife does for a living.
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
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