A list of puns related to "The Beaches"
Microwaves
Except in Mexico. There, they only burritos.
Sandy Eggo
Nothing, oceans can’t talk.
In the sandpaper!
"Guys, that's our last resort."
Bcz of pier pressure
I shook her hand. “It’s very nice to meet you! I’m Dad from Earth.”
she immediately responded, "50 cent"
it was rewarding because i could visibly see her internal groan at dumb dad joke, but then also self-horror that she was so quick to get the joke... win-win-win!!
A sandwitch
Transforming itself into a Chicken Sand Witch
san diego
The biologist is so amazed at the marine life that they walk into the ocean never to be seen again.
The physicist is so amazed by fluid dynamics that they walk into the ocean, never to be seen again.
The chemist looks at the ocean, picks up a stick and writes a simple observation in the sand. "Biologists and physicists are soluble in water."
A hot dog.
I guess he’s now an ex-cape-artist...
Because he was below C-level.
It's tide.
Intrigued, the man decided to warn the person and said "hey, you have a banana shoved in your ear".
The person replied "what?"
> "You have a banana shoved in your ear!"
> "WHAT??"
> "YOU HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN YOUR EAR!!"
> "SIR PLEASE SPEAK LOUDER I CAN'T HEAR YOU 'CAUSE I HAVE A BANANA SHOVED IN MY EAR!.
He said the police were expecting a crime wave
A string bikini!
I was collecting C Cells on the sea shore.
Carrot Bottoms
Can you share the screen
Other replies, "No, I'm shingle."
They Tide!
...San Diego.
When he wakes up, he's going to be a tan gent.
Hey ! Long time no sea.
It’s for legal porpoises
A vege-smite sand witch!
It said it wasn’t shore.
A kid was manning the pump and I asked if they take cards He replies with a straight face : No we give it back after swiping
Quit giving me all these crabs.
"Round?"
"Round".
"Get a round?"
"I'll get a round".
She wasn’t unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing. She would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around, then speak to them.
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off, but occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money for something she carried in her bag.
The couple assumed she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn’t know for sure they just continued to watch her.
After a couple of weeks the wife asked, “Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?”
He hadn’t and said so. Then she said, “Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she’s really doing.”
Well, the plan went off without a hitch, and the wife was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave. The man walked up the beach and met his wife at the road. “Well, is she selling drugs?” she asked excitedly.”
“No, she’s not.” he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.
“Well, what is it, then?” his wife fairly shrieked.
The man grinned and said. “Her name is Sally and she’s selling batteries.”
“Batteries?” cried the wife.
“Yes,” he replied. “She sells C cells by the Seashore.”
A Microwave.
They only had a pair of trunks.
Nothing, it just waved
Nothing, it just waved...
(Sorry if this is a repost lol)
A sandwitch
Nothing. It just waved.
..Hey ! Long time no Sea.
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