Why couldn’t the watermelon and honeydew get married in Atlantic City?

Because they cantaloupe

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📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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My dad occasionally likes to go gambling in Atlantic City...

Me: How did you like Atlantic City?

Dad: It was great! I came home with a small fortune!

Me: Wow! How did you manage that?

Dad: Well, I left home with a large fortune.

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📅︎ Aug 01 2015
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My 4-year-old set up my father-in-law.

4-Year-Old: "I want to be a lifeguard at Atlantic City."

Me: "That's cool."

Father-in-law : "No it's not. That sun gets very hot at the beach."

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📅︎ Dec 29 2014
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During yesterday's trip to the beach...

We were riding in the car on our way to Atlantic City, New Jersey. Things were surprisingly calm for my family of five. Kids in the back, parents up front. Randomly, my sister asks my brother if he still has Lyme disease. He caught it two summers ago when we lived in an area with many ticks. My brother replies, "no, not anymore". Then my dad turns to face us from the passenger seat: "Yeah, it turned into Lemon disease". I chuckled because I immediately was reminded of this subreddit but my brother wasn't as amused. "Not even a little fucking funny".

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