What do you get when you cross the Titanic and the Atlantic ocean?

Halfway there.

*Too soon?

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I have a joke about the North Atlantic Treaty

But, I won't say it to you because it's NATO business.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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I'd like to plug my wife's attempt to cross the Atlantic in a bath tub.

But it's too late....she sank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I was going to row across the Atlantic in a little boat...

But I bottled it.

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Why couldn’t the watermelon and honeydew get married in Atlantic City?

Because they cantaloupe

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?

About halfway!

Note: Shamelessly stolen from the Muppet Movie.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What does the Cessna pilot say when you ask him to fly across the Atlantic?

He Cessna

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean

Nothing it just waved

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reallyuwoud
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Did you hear about the cargo ship carry iPhones that went down in the Atlantic?

It's still syncing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?

Half way!

Still feels too soon...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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So the Atlantic and Pacific oceans were arm wrestling. At first the Pacific was winning, but then the Atlantic started to gain the upper hand.

You could say the tides have turned.

Ill be here all night folks.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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A cargo ship hauling produce sank out in the Atlantic the other day.

Did you hear about it? Apparently it had an overabundance of leeks.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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Why did the businessman learn the nautical alphabet before flying over the Atlantic?

He was travelling over C’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilberfarce
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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Why doesn't Atlantic Ocean move out of the Earth?

It has pacific neighbours.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uhehesh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2016
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About halfway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic?

About halfway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What do you get if you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic ?

About half way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What do you get when you cross the atlantic with the titanic?

About half way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redpandalover4821
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic on the Titanic?

About half way...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillyBob_TX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic?

Half-way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JerkwaterKlaatu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About half way...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePurpleDuckling
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

Half way..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdryan1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic?

About half way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazcort
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?

Halfway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nh-278
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

About half-way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic ocean with the Titanic?

Halfway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kolshpa
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic Ocean with the Titanic?

Halfway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/auburnite240
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2017
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

Halfway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pm2112
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic?

Just over halfway

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πŸ“…︎ May 24 2017
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