A list of puns related to "Pirate Rum"
A Galleon.
He’ll give you an ‘R’ before your ‘um’
“Gimme a shot o’ rum,” he snarls at the bartender. Bartender pours a shot, slides it down the bar. The pirate knocks it back, slams the shot glass on the bar top, and stared angrily at the bottom of the glass. The bartender says, “You okay, looks like you’ve, uh, got a steering wheel in your pants.”
“Arggh, I know, it’s drivin’ me nuts…”
And orders a bottle of rum. The bar tender says that will be 10 dollars. The pirate replies, "Do you accept Barrrr Nickels???"
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