What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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A pirate wanted to celebrate his captain’s birthday, so he bought a large quantity of balloons while ashore. Back on the ship, he walked over to hand the balloons to the captain, but he tripped and most of them floated away. The captain said, β€œArrr! That was a costly mistake...”

β€œWe lost a lot of doubloons.”

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What do pirates say on their 80th Birthday?

β€œAyeee Matee” (Say it out loud)

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? (X-post /r/jokes)

Aye Matey!

EDIT: Yarr Thanks far the treasure laddy, I do love me some gold.

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What's a pirates favorite part of a birthday party?

Doubloons!

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What did the pirate's grandma get him for his birthday?

A pair of aargh-yle socks.

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What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"AYE MATEY."

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye, matey!

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

AYE MATEY!

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

AYE MATEY

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What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey! (I’m eighty!)

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What did a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey!

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What did the pirate say on his 80th Birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday?

Aye Matey .-.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey

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What would a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"Aye matey!".

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

AYE MATEYYY

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Ayy matey

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What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"Aye matey."

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday?

I'm eighty.

(say it out loud!)

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

AYE MATEY

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

AYE MATEY

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What Did the Pirate Say on His 80th Birthday

AYE MATEY

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What did the pirate say on his 80th Birthday?

Aye Matey.

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What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What did they pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey!

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What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"Aye matey!"

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aayyeeee'm Eighty!

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What did the pirate say at his 80th birthday party?

Aye matey!

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What does a pirate say on his eightieth birthday?

Aye Matey

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What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday?

"Aye matey"

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What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday?

Aye Matey!

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey!

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