Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Arson"
A Sagi-terrorist
I told him we didn't have a son
Because he was putting coal in bad kids stockings before it was cool.
All the evidence matches.
"Arson's completely
out of control... wish we had
a daughter instead."
Me: "it's probably ardaughter"
But it was arson
The dad responded with: "Yes, we arson."
I said, "we arson."
After spending a few days at a detective convention, they come home to find their house burned to the ground. "What do you think caused this?" One asked the other. The other just sighed and replied "It was most likely ourson (arson)."
no matter what he's still arson
Arson.
The First man says: I committed 2nd degree murder
The Second says: I committed: 1st degree assault
The Third says: I committed 1st degree possession of drugs
The Fourth man simply says: Arson
The Second man asks him: What degree was it?
The Fourth man responds: I'm not sure, it was pretty hot though. About 525 Celsius-ish
Yes we arson
The first time he set a building on fire, I turned to my wife and said, "yep, that's arson."
They ask "Was it arson?", and the officer answers "Yes, your son".
Edit: holy shrimp! I got silver! Thanks for the reception!
Dad: putting arm around his wife, both tearing up That’s arson.
Yes, we arson
It turns out pizzas are very good fire starters for arson.
Dad: Do you mean arson?
I guess you could say its arson
But it was arson
Why yes, we arson.
But, it was arson.
“Yes, we arson.”
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