Arson
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DefNotInTheOven
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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After your uncles wife commits arson
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mrdicknballs
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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Yes, arson
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mr-ariyo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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What do you call someone who commits arson in late November?

A Sagi-terrorist

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/brichouse
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Arson is stupid
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/gamosapien6969
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Arson
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Gamergod4now
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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We Arson
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bazzassnx
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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The cops told my wife the house fire was definitely arson

I told him we didn't have a son

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Smithee_McRicktits
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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yes we arson
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pinguletto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Why was Hipster Santa arrested for arson?

Because he was putting coal in bad kids stockings before it was cool.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/IdonJuanTatalya
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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Why is it so hard to solve an arson at a stick factory

All the evidence matches.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/papserk
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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A fireworks display is nothing but an arson crafts show.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jefuchs
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 05 2016
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Arson

"Arson's completely

out of control... wish we had

a daughter instead."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/HaikuberryFin
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 15 2015
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Friend: "They don't know if it's arson yet."

Me: "it's probably ardaughter"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/matt21164
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 15 2016
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The police suspected that my daughter accidentally burnt our house down

But it was arson

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pathrado
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 23 2021
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A son asked his dad: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"

The dad responded with: "Yes, we arson."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jgfum
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 02 2021
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finally got the logic
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Leaper29th
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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My son asked me if the whole family was just a bunch of pyromaniacs.

I said, "we arson."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dubnaught
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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A detective couple adopts a teenager who turns out to be a pyromaniac.

After spending a few days at a detective convention, they come home to find their house burned to the ground. "What do you think caused this?" One asked the other. The other just sighed and replied "It was most likely ourson (arson)."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Magikarpus_Maximus
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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my wife and I found out that our boy was convicted of burning down houses

no matter what he's still arson

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ax3-_-
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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'Dad, are we pyromaniacs?'

'Yes, we arson.'

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Merlin-5
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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My Ex-wife called me to tell me my son was arrested for setting a house on fire. I corrected her saying...

Arson.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kinjesus
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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4 prisoners are telling each other what they were convicted for

The First man says: I committed 2nd degree murder

The Second says: I committed: 1st degree assault

The Third says: I committed 1st degree possession of drugs

The Fourth man simply says: Arson

The Second man asks him: What degree was it?

The Fourth man responds: I'm not sure, it was pretty hot though. About 525 Celsius-ish

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/InsectNation1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Dad are we the ones who burned down the building?

Yes we arson

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ser_jaime358
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I love to set things on fire. So does my wife. So does our kid.

The first time he set a building on fire, I turned to my wife and said, "yep, that's arson."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RonPalancik
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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A police officer says to a couple: "I'm sorry to tell you this, but your son set the school on fire".

They ask "Was it arson?", and the officer answers "Yes, your son".

Edit: holy shrimp! I got silver! Thanks for the reception!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/pvtsoab
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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A kid lights his house on fire.

Dad: putting arm around his wife, both tearing up Thatโ€™s arson.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/iwannaholdyour-ham
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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Dad, that man accused you and Mom of being something called pyromaniacs. Is that true?

Yes, we arson

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Chateau512
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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I just burned like a thousand calories....

It turns out pizzas are very good fire starters for arson.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrEggsBenedicr
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Police: We need to talk to your son about the fire at your neighbor's place

Dad: Do you mean arson?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kaushik_220601
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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That bootyโ€™s on Fire

I guess you could say its arson

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/decoolegastdotzip
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes we arson

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/I_live_4_my_animals
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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The police arrested my daughter claiming she had burnt our house down.

But it was arson

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/neo-1000
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Son: Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Why yes, we arson.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SpankMeDaddy22
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/WarlikeDisco
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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The police arrested my daughter claiming she had burnt our house down.

But, it was arson.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/VERBERD
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mama_Bear15
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Kevin407
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Dad are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, We Arson

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Texgymratdad
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Son: Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Dad: Yes we arson.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/trh1003
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dgpx89
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/coadnamedalex
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Son: โ€œDad, are we pyromaniacs?โ€

โ€œYes, we arson.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cyclopropagative
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Hey dad? Are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jack__V
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/02K30C1
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 24 2020
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Conviction666
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes we arson

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/prasaadii
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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โ€œDad are we pyromaniacs?โ€

โ€yes we arsonโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/epicgamerjoshy67
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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