I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
What did the angry gun say to the bullet after shooting it?
What does a junkie power ranger say before shooting up?
Did you hear about the guy shooting paper towel rolls in the wild?
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
Goddamn those big game hunters
What did the shooting star say to the journalist?
Why are shooting stars tastier than asteroids?
Because they are a little meteor.
Why is a T-Rex not good at long range shooting?
This gives a whole new meaning to Mass Shooting!
What’s the difference between a good burger and a shooting star?
The burger is very meaty, but the other is a little meteor.
Shooting videos....
Lol, I was talking with a friend back home about shooting firearms; I said because of my location I cannot shoot so take me some videos of you shooting. He writes a note on his white board that says “shooting videos”. I started laughing when he told me his note said shooting videos. When I explained to him why I was laughing he took a look at the board and said “Wow I’m going to make shooting videos of me shooting”. That was a good one my friend.
After my director friend finished shooting his scene, I handed him a sandwich.
I don’t get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they’re aimed at a younger audience.
After 10 minutes of horror, the man finally stopped shooting...
Dr Seuss was recently convicted for shoving a man on to a mountain of corn, and stomping him to death, then shooting him twice, all while wearing women’s clothes.
sadly this is the 3rd case this week of a pop pop crop-top crop top pop hop
I went to Hell for burning a Bible and shooting up the ashes with a syringe.
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
The media says that video games is a main cause for mass shootings
But really, it's music that causes gun violins
I finally finished shooting my documentary about antique clocks.
There was a shooting today,
The suspect used a starting pistol.
They say it was race related
I tried so hard to stop him from shooting heroin
I got invited to the shooting range the other day.
I had to decline. Sadly, I don’t have the caliber to go.
I never really understood school shootings
I guess it's because it's aimed and a younger audience.
Some soldiers like shooting lying down.
Their aim is less prone to error.
*edited for grammer
Boy: Fires handgun at the shooting range...
Dad: "You're holding a shot gun now."
I accused my roommate of stealing my stuff, but he told me that he had gone out to a shooting range.
Turns out his story was full of holes.
What is Helen Keller called when she goes to the shooting range?
The cast of Aquaman found it hard shooting underwater sequences because they couldn’t hear each other. Except,
Apparently there was a mass shooting at the Gap.
There were a lot of casual tees.
What do you call a communist who is good at shooting?
I was shooting at a cow, but hit the chicken instead.
After my performance at the shooting gallery, the coach said, "Take a bow."
"Shooting isn't your cup of tea," he continued, "You better switch to archery."
Dad, after closing the cupboard door and shooting me a panicked look
We need to get to the shop, quickly! We're running out of thyme!
I was on the table with my son pretending to be shooting guns around our living room.
My wife came storming in angrily, looked at us and shouted, 'Get down!'
I said, 'Follow the commander's orders, son. There might be an ambush.'
Discussed the Orlando terror shootings in 2016, with my dad.
Dad: "Was it ISIS? I thought it was just some gun-nut!"
Me googeling: "Wikipedia says that ISIS took the blame, but that the governemt isn't certain that they were responsible."
Dad: "Oh, so it was IS-ish."
I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldn’t get my gun to fire.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
I just don’t get school shooting jokes.
They must be aimed at a younger audience.
I went to the shooting range for the first time and couldn’t get my gun to fire.
Now I have to read the trouble shooting section in the manual.
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