Suspended Sentence Puns

A list of puns related to "Suspended Sentence"

A man is being taken to the gallows for his execution. The executioner asked if he had any last requests, and he asked for a high five.

The executioner left him hanging.

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👤︎ u/themeatspin
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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The jury found me guilty. I asked the judge what the punishment would be, and he said: "Well..."

Suspended sentence

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Oct 06 2019
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