Some nice curry puns from r/food
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︎ Mar 22 2017
I had a Pelican curry the other night.
The food was ok but the bill was enormous.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
What did the cannibal call the curry he made using the meat of Joshua - a balding Indian man?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
I fell into a large vat of curry....
Was in a korma for a month.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Curry
I had an idea to start an Indian fast food restaurant. Iβd call it βHurry with the Curryβ.
Unfortunately, my wife said it was a naan-starter.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Did you hear about the two men who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?
One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
I found a restaurant that serves curry poured over french fries. Itβs called...
Curry On My Wayward Spud. And yes... Thereβll be Peas When You Are Done.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
I really like curry...
...but only in small dosas.
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︎ Jun 23 2020
When Stephen Curry is late what do you call him?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.
Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
I knew a drug addict that was so desperate for a high he snorted curry powder. Got really ill and taken to hospital.
He was put in an induced korma.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
What do you call a dinosaur who eats curry?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
I love ordering a curry when I go camping
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︎ May 11 2020
Decided to have a curry for dinner the other night, that was a mistake...
Spent all night vindaloo.
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︎ Apr 03 2020
What do priests eat with their curries?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
The results of the post-mortem were in, and it was clear the man had been murdered with a plate of mild curry.
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︎ Jan 28 2020
What do you call the phenomenon when you find yourself eating the same Indian curry day after day after day?
A Vindaloop
(and no, I didn't even know about the South Park Episode named that until I searched Reddit to see if this was posted before)
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Green Curry, Red Curry, *wait, what?*
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︎ May 01 2019
Whatβs a dinosaurβs favourite curry house?
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︎ Jan 01 2020
I went out for a curry and had a tarka masalla.
It's like an ordinary curry, but 'otter.
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︎ Jan 14 2020
My family is upset because I put ginger in the curry
He was never even a good cat
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︎ Nov 15 2019
My wife got super angry when I told her I put ginger in the curry
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︎ Aug 30 2019
Massive fight at the curry house!
One man was left in a korma ....
Dad joke no. 67 copyright Crap Dad Jokes
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︎ Sep 29 2019
Curry anybody
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︎ Aug 10 2017
Did you hear about the chicken that sniffed too much curry powder?
He got so ill he fell into a korma!
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︎ Jun 12 2019
What do you call a dinosaur that has eaten a spicy curry?
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︎ Sep 25 2019
Don't mind me. Just curry on
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︎ Mar 02 2018
If i pour curry on a door, can we call it a corridor?
Or maybe pouring thyme on a table to regard it as a timetable?
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︎ Nov 13 2017
I went for a curry with my family.
My Grandpa had some trouble - he slipped into a korma.
But it's ok.
He ended up next to my naan.
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︎ Nov 25 2017
my granddad had an accident eating curry
he slipped into a korma.
But it's okay, it's what he would have wanted... he ended up next to my naan.
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︎ Nov 24 2017
I ordered a curry the other day from a takeaway, that I'm usually rude to, when only one of items was delivered...
I thought to myself that's just korma.
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︎ Oct 18 2018
I visited the world's best curry restaurant
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︎ Jul 30 2017
What happens when Queen wants to eat curry?
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︎ Nov 29 2018
I'm creating a new curry recipe from scratch
It's still in the experi-lentlil phase
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︎ Aug 17 2018
Got curry last night...
I went with my girlfriend to get Curry last night. We had been there before and last time I got the red curry - this time I got the green curry.
She asked me which one I thought I was better, I told her it was a thai.
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︎ Apr 19 2015
I Told My Dad I Had Made A Curry From Scratch...
He asked me where I got my scratch from.
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︎ May 27 2018
What do you call an old curry?
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︎ Sep 14 2017
I love talking dirty with the wife while we're eating curry...
... nice bit of pilau talk before bed.
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︎ May 05 2018
If you have curry twice, it's recurring
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︎ Apr 17 2015
I fainted in the curry house when I heard R.E.M. had split up
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︎ May 20 2017
Woman in hospital after being served daffodil bulbs instead of onions in her curry... donβt worry she will be out in the spring
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︎ Nov 24 2017
Steph on the sideline is giving his team mates En-Curry-gement.
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︎ Apr 19 2016
My girlfriend was furious when I told her I put ginger in our curry.
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︎ Aug 29 2019
I snorted curry powder once.
It nearly put me in a korma.
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︎ Dec 30 2018
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