Some nice curry puns from r/food
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tkeign
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What did the cannibal call the curry he made using the meat of Joshua - a balding Indian man?

Rogaine Josh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celebrationrock
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I fell into a large vat of curry....

Was in a korma for a month.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Curry

I had an idea to start an Indian fast food restaurant. I’d call it β€œHurry with the Curry”.

Unfortunately, my wife said it was a naan-starter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/black_-_coffee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Did you hear about the two men who snorted curry powder instead of cocaine?

One of them has a dodgy tikka and the other is in a korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chainsmoker88
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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I found a restaurant that serves curry poured over french fries. It’s called...

Curry On My Wayward Spud. And yes... There’ll be Peas When You Are Done.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Had beaver curry last night.

Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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When Stephen Curry is late what do you call him?

Stephen Hurry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LifeLikeClub9
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I really like curry...

...but only in small dosas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potato_waave
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.

Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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I knew a drug addict that was so desperate for a high he snorted curry powder. Got really ill and taken to hospital.

He was put in an induced korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrDobble
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur who eats curry?

Mega-sore-ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_dance_with_fire
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I love ordering a curry when I go camping

The heat is intense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mittenshape
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Decided to have a curry for dinner the other night, that was a mistake...

Spent all night vindaloo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rorieh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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What do priests eat with their curries?

Nun bread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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The results of the post-mortem were in, and it was clear the man had been murdered with a plate of mild curry.

A Blunt Force Korma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KubaKomorebi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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What do you call the phenomenon when you find yourself eating the same Indian curry day after day after day?

A Vindaloop

(and no, I didn't even know about the South Park Episode named that until I searched Reddit to see if this was posted before)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkazen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Green Curry, Red Curry, *wait, what?*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koty97
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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What’s a dinosaur’s favourite curry house?

Madrasic Park

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xVibrancy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2020
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I went out for a curry and had a tarka masalla.

It's like an ordinary curry, but 'otter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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My family is upset because I put ginger in the curry

He was never even a good cat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatsHisFace666
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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My wife got super angry when I told her I put ginger in the curry

She loved that cat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gross04
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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Massive fight at the curry house!

One man was left in a korma ....

Dad joke no. 67 copyright Crap Dad Jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/303AL
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Curry anybody
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fair_SOTS
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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Did you hear about the chicken that sniffed too much curry powder?

He got so ill he fell into a korma!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inappropriate420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What do you call a dinosaur that has eaten a spicy curry?

A Verysaurus.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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Don't mind me. Just curry on
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeatherGeek96
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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If i pour curry on a door, can we call it a corridor?

Or maybe pouring thyme on a table to regard it as a timetable?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_improviser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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I went for a curry with my family.

My Grandpa had some trouble - he slipped into a korma.

But it's ok.

He ended up next to my naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/derawin08
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2017
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I ordered a curry the other day from a takeaway, that I'm usually rude to, when only one of items was delivered...

I thought to myself that's just korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinnPMcGee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2018
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my granddad had an accident eating curry

he slipped into a korma.

But it's okay, it's what he would have wanted... he ended up next to my naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snestie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2017
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I visited the world's best curry restaurant

It was second to naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StephenHunterUK
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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What happens when Queen wants to eat curry?

Freddie Makecurry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reloin
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I'm creating a new curry recipe from scratch

It's still in the experi-lentlil phase

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Got curry last night...

I went with my girlfriend to get Curry last night. We had been there before and last time I got the red curry - this time I got the green curry.

She asked me which one I thought I was better, I told her it was a thai.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeffasaurus
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I Told My Dad I Had Made A Curry From Scratch...

He asked me where I got my scratch from.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissWhite24
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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I love talking dirty with the wife while we're eating curry...

... nice bit of pilau talk before bed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moe_Bot
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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What do you call an old curry?

An antikka masala

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheUrbanCaptain
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2017
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If you have curry twice, it's recurring
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Propane13
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2015
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Woman in hospital after being served daffodil bulbs instead of onions in her curry... don’t worry she will be out in the spring
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moff123456
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2017
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I fainted in the curry house when I heard R.E.M. had split up

That's me in the korma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdGacey
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2017
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Steph on the sideline is giving his team mates En-Curry-gement.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tallpapab
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My friend is in hospital after over dosing on curry powder...

Doctors have put him in a medically induced korma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leedsy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2015
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Just remembered being at a Goan fish curry stall once...

it was at a festival.

Me: Are you going to try the curry?

Friend: Not sure.

Me: Ah, go on [goan].

Then later, we were talking abotuthe curries again at the end of the day.

Friend: What's this about the curry people?

Friend: Are they goan?

Me: No, I think they're here for the duration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEZTURNER
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2014
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My girlfriend was furious when I told her I put ginger in our curry.

She loved the cat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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I snorted curry powder once.

It nearly put me in a korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Travis_Cheesman
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