My friend went completely bald years ago, but he still carries a comb with him...
He just can't part with it.
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What did the bald man say to his comb?
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︎ Mar 03 2021
My friend got a role as an extra in a film. His job was to approach the lead actor and comb her hair away from the middle of her head...
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︎ Feb 14 2021
A rope walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says says, βGet out. We donβt serve rope in here.β So the rope goes out, cuts itself in two before tying the two sections together. It then pulls out a comb and combs its ends. The rope then walks back into the bar.
The bartender says, βHey! Arenβt you the rope that I just threw out?β
The rope replied, βNo. Iβm a frayed knot.β
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︎ May 27 2020
I ran into Luke Combs today and I was talking to him about when I caught a 10 lb bass. He said Iβm kinda in a hurry, nice to meet you tho.
So I told him it might not mean much to you but it does to me.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday?
Thanks, Iβll never part with it.
(Source - me. Itβs my cake day and Iβm bald!)
Actually itβs a meme my crazy aunt posted on FB page for me today.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
What did the bald man say when he received a comb as a gift?
"Thanks! I'll never part with this!"
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︎ Feb 13 2020
I kept my comb even though it's been over ten years since I went bald...
I just couldn't part with it.
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︎ Sep 24 2019
Several years ago, I lost all my hair. Yes, I'm bald. But, I still keep my comb. I bring it with me everywhere still.
I just can't part with it.
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︎ Sep 28 2019
As a bald man, I was confused when my wife gave me a comb for Christmas.
Then she told me that she wanted to give me something I would never part with.
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︎ Dec 25 2019
Bees hair are sticky because they use a honey comb
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︎ Aug 31 2019
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︎ Oct 29 2018
My hair was acting crazy so I told it to comb down.
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︎ Jan 06 2018
Mind if I comb over?
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︎ Jan 25 2013
"I need to comb my hair and put in my contacts...
said Michael; "Gotta look good for the ladies!"
"Son," I said, "you don't put in contacts to look good, you put in contacts to look well."
First time I actually got him to laugh at one of mine.
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︎ Mar 10 2015
My kids asked me why, even though I've gone bald, I still keep the same comb I've had for 20 years...
I answered, "It's because I just can't part with it!"
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︎ May 10 2017
If you give a bald man a comb...
he'll never part with it.
(My dad just dropped that on me. I thought I'd pass it along.)
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︎ Jan 05 2015
Nature's comb
So my girlfriend's in the shower and wants me to get her her hairbrush. I ask if she wants it in the shower and she declines, saying it's not meant for the shower. She tells me she usually uses her fingers to comb through her hair in the shower.
So I say, "Ah, nature's comb! Just kidding, that's a pine comb!"
Glad to say she smiled at that one!
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︎ Apr 18 2015
Where's my comb?
My friends family was driving through DC the other day and they were looking for a certain Macomb street.
Mom: Come on where's this street? Where's Macomb?
Dad: Right next to Mabrush street.
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︎ Jan 02 2014
A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.
He just can't part with it.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I'm bald but I still carry around my comb...
I just can't part with it.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
My buddy went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him.
He just can't part with it.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
My friend went bald years ago, but still carries his old comb with him.
He just canβt part with it.
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I lost all my hair years ago, but I still carry a comb.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
I lost my hair years ago, but still carry a comb
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︎ Sep 03 2020
My buddy went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb with him.
He just canβt part with it.
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︎ Jan 07 2019
I went bald, but I kept my comb.
I just can't part with it.
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︎ Nov 17 2019
What did the bald dad say after receiving a comb for Christmas?
I will never part with this.
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︎ Dec 25 2018
I am bald and received a comb for my birthday.....
I told my son I'll never part with it.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
Why is a comb the best gift for a bald person?
It's a gift they can never part with.
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︎ Aug 13 2019
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
Thanks - Iβll never part with it!
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︎ Aug 01 2018
As the bald man said of his gift of a comb...
...I'll never part with it.
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︎ Aug 05 2018
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday?
"I'll never part with it!"
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