Thai curry Puns

I went with my girlfriend to get Curry last night. We had been there before and last time I got the red curry - this time I got the green curry.

She asked me which one I thought I was better, I told her it was a thai.

My friend Sarah and I were tossing up between Indian and Thai. We called her boyfriend Sam to see if he would like takeaway. He can't have shellfish so Thai is a no.

Sarah: "we're trying to decide if we should get Thai or Indian. Do you want take out because if you do, we will get curry but if not, we will get Thai for us."

Me: "you're the tie-breaker."

(Sitting in a Chinese/Thai resturaunt.)

Me: Hey I already ordered, do you know what you want? Her: No....I kinda want curry but I want phó too. Me: Well you better curry up, because I'm starving!

(Laughs from me and the waitress, hateful look from her)