Do french puns count?
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︎ May 16 2020
The NBA played it's first game in France yesterday. I decided to use that opportunity to make a ton of French puns.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
I read a funny French pun. Laughed so hard I let out a little 'oui'.
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︎ Jun 02 2018
To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Do you know why the French eat just one egg for breakfast?
Because in France, one egg is Un ouef.
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︎ Oct 22 2020
French fries arenβt cooked in France
Theyβre cooked in greece
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︎ Dec 03 2020
I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head
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︎ Jul 27 2020
What do you get when you cross a French Ruler and a grenade?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
How do you greet a French ghost?
Boo-jour!
(We make French Ghosts for breakfast on Sundays, and my kiddos groaned hard at this, thought it was dad joke worthy!)
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︎ Dec 20 2020
What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
You know where French fries are made?
Not in France.
But I heard theyβre made in Greece.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Everyone knows the Italians invented pizza but few know that it was perfected by French rebels in nazi occupied France during WWII.
It was the pizza de resistance.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What does a French dominatrix say as she whacks you with a baguette?
Welcome.. to the world of le pain!
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︎ Nov 06 2020
When you're at the urinals, it doesn't matter of you're French, German, Spanish or Swedish
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︎ Dec 16 2020
What does a French person call Marijuana?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
That French pastry chef makes me so uncomfortable.
To be honest, he gives me the crepes.
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︎ Dec 04 2020
What do you call a superpower that lets you locate french pastries with your mind?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Did you know that the first ever French Fry wasnβt cooked in France?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
I was trying to convince everyone on a WW2 subreddit that I was French.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
I went to the store to buy a french loaf and the clerk asked me "how do you want this to be put away?"
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Two French IT guys have come up with a new system to share files electronically.
Itβs a Pierre to Pierre network.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Paint me like one of your French ghouls
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︎ Oct 01 2020
What do French people call marijuana?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Thereβs an abandoned French bakery in my town
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︎ Nov 26 2020
A truck carrying French cheese was in a terrible accident.
There was de brie everywhere!
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Why do French people eat so many snails?
Because they dont like fast food
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︎ Aug 18 2020
What do you call a French Buddhist who likes lemons?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
I can still remember the time I undercooked my French bread.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
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︎ Nov 16 2020
A lot of people like French dressing, but my favorite salad dressing is Irish
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︎ Nov 21 2020
A English man, a Spaniard, a French man, and a German. Go to a club. The guy on stage asks if they can see him. They said
βYesβ βOuiβ βSΓβ βJaβ
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︎ Apr 11 2020
I had the perfect joke about french meals
it's unbrielievably cheesy
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︎ Nov 09 2020
What mathematical operation do the French despise?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
My whole family mocked me when my French bakery went bankrupt
How dare they laugh at my pain.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I was hanging out with my French friend
We were talking about his daughter Patience, who had contracted an illness and started glowing green. To tell me he sat me down, looked me in the eyes and said; "Patience is a vert hue,".
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︎ Nov 03 2020
When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Excuse my french" after a swear word.
I'll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French
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︎ Jul 08 2020
What do French fries do when they meet?
They Ketchup....
I wish I had some fries now
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︎ Sep 28 2020
The French are really bold and impudent
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Don't eat the French fish.
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︎ Nov 04 2020
What do you call a French guy being mauled by a lion?
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Do you know why the French only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf
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︎ Nov 20 2020
There was a debate whether or not if French fries were cooked in France...
I say they were cooked in Greece.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
How do two French guys share files electronically?
Pierre to Pierre network.
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Did you know that the first French Fries werenβt cooked in France or America?
They were cooked in Greece.
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︎ May 15 2020
Did you know french fries arenβt originally from France?
They were first cooked in Greece.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
The only way to kill a French vampire is to slowly drive a baguette through its heart.
The process is a little painstaking.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Why do the French π«π· eat so many snails π
They donβt like fast food
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︎ Aug 29 2020
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