Ais Puns

I’ve developed a new AI and taught it to identify any porno ever made just from the cum shot

I’ve called it facial recognition

It's absolutely game changing

Go outside and ride your bike

I guess you can say it's an auto-biography.

It thought Theodore was a jar.

... does that mean she passes the touring test?

Relevant:

https://soundcloud.com/theyona

https://www.dazeddigital.com/music/article/40412/1/yona-artificial-intelligence-singer-ash-koosha-interview

foiled again.

Just Harmonika

Because it was really self conscious

An Asian Bayesian Beijing Bing Being

I don't know what that means. Can someone please translate?

101

Jar dropping news.

This puns are so well polished, the put the take out the ai in spain, move the s to the back and add a u atter the p.

He said, "AI?"

I said, "Yes, you."

A painting by Claude Monet was recently discovered. It's an illustration of a man's nose. The museum decided to title it Mon Nez

Explanation :

Mon and nez are respectively French for my and nose. If one pronounces mon and nez correctly, and rapidly, it sounds a bit like Monet (mo-nénè)

Edit: I made an error with the accents; chose aigu (é) instead of grave (è)

Ai, kiddo!

LEARN CHINESE IN 5 MINUTES (You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...

1. Thats not right........ Sum Ting Wong
2. Are you harboring a fugitive................... Hu Yu Hai Ding
3. See me ASAP............. Kum Hia Nao
4. Stupid Man...................... Dum Fuk
5. Small horse... Tai Ni Po Ni
6. Did you go to the beach?... Wai Yu So Tan
7. I bumped in to a coffee table... Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8. I think you need a face lift... Chin Tu Fat
9. It's very dark in here... Wao So Dim
10. I thought you were on a diet... Wai Yu Mun Ching
11. This is a tow away zone... No Pah King
12. staying out of sight... Lei Ying Lo
13. He's cleaning his automobile... Wa Shing Ka
14. Your body odor is offensive... Yu Stin Ki Pu
15. Great... Fa Kin Su Pah

French here, so the joke is in french, maybe some will still like it.

Ma copine me dit un soir: "oh merde, ça m'endors !"

J'ai directement répondu: "sinon tu peux faire un truc qui te Liechtenstein, ou qui te Monaco.."

I recently got a new android phone, which happens to have a siri-like AI function. After playing with it a bit, I decided to ask it what my name was.

"What is my name?"

"What? That is a strange name to have!"

I don't know what I was expecting...