The EPA charges companies for illegal air pollution...

It's a mist-demeanor.

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📅︎ Nov 10 2018
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Dad joked my girlfriend thanks to the EPA

So the EPA is camped out on my girlfriend's property trying to clean up a big oil spill, and they just started putting up orange stakes on her property.

Me: Do you like all of these orange stakes?

Girlfriend: I mean, they're alright I guess, why?

Me: Well that's disgusting. Orange stake can't be as good as medium-rare.

My arm is currently sore from the amount of times she hit me after I said it, but it was completely worth it.

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👤︎ u/sully3333
📅︎ Mar 23 2014
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I was so exhausted after a long day at work..

..that the EPA slapped me with a fine.

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📅︎ Sep 18 2018
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