Parlez-vous français ?
Dad: What do you have there in your porridge, son?
Son: Just wheat and bananas
Dad: Salut "and bananas", je suis ton père
Monet and the Nose
A painting by Claude Monet was recently discovered. It's an illustration of a man's nose. The museum decided to title it Mon Nez
Explanation :
Mon and nez are respectively French for my and nose. If one pronounces mon and nez correctly, and rapidly, it sounds a bit like Monet (mo-nénè)
Edit: I made an error with the accents; chose aigu (é) instead of grave (è)
What do the French say when they curse in polite company?
"Excusez mon français!"
