Do French people play video games?
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In the French Court of Louis XIV, going to the bathroom happened all over the place, but loud farting was really stigmatized. So people experiencing gas had to rush to a specifically appointed room called the...
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Why do most people prefer Englishmuffins over French ones?
The french ones give you the runs
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︎ Jan 22 2021
When French people make bread, they throw the dough at the window to see if it's ready to bake
I guess that's why they call it window pain.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What do French people call marijuana?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Why do French people eat so many snails?
Because they dont like fast food
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︎ Aug 18 2020
A lot of people like French dressing, but my favorite salad dressing is Irish
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︎ Nov 21 2020
What drug do French people use to get high?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
What do French people smoke?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Are French speaking people celebrating 420 as well? Or do they just call it 80?
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︎ Apr 20 2020
Not for French people and their dumb AZERTY keyboards
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︎ Dec 20 2019
Name woes... translation: imagine the difficulty when she is ashes what her name is by French people..
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︎ Jan 16 2020
Why do French people have only 1 egg for breakfast?
Because in France, 1 egg is enough.
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Most people think that the first French fries were cooked in France.
They were really cooked in Grease
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︎ Jan 22 2020
French people give me the crepes ...
Some days I simply can't beret.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
Where to poor French people live?
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︎ Jan 22 2020
French people are really hardcore.
They eat pain for breakfast.
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︎ Jan 22 2020
Why donβt French people have two eggs for breakfast...
... because in France one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Sep 10 2019
French people must be so confused at water parks.
People keep shouting yes when going down the slides
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︎ Apr 06 2019
French people on rollercoasters be like:
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︎ Apr 16 2019
What do French people call a really bad Thursday ?!
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︎ Feb 09 2019
For the french speaking people : Michael Jackson Γ©tait mal dans sa peau ...
... encore faut-il que ce soit la sienne !
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︎ Apr 10 2019
I have been trying to convince people on a military history subreddit that Iβm French.
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︎ Feb 01 2019
What do you call someone obsessed with French people and French culture?
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︎ Mar 12 2019
Did you know the French are directly descended from the people of the Steppe?
I heard the specific tribe they come from is called the Hon hon hons
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︎ Dec 25 2018
What do you call a french guy who persuades people to smoke?
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︎ Mar 03 2019
Why don't French people eat many eggs?
Because once they've had one, they've had an oeuf
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︎ May 06 2018
What do french people tell the cashier to do after buying groceries?
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︎ Sep 06 2018
Do French people play video games?
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︎ Aug 08 2020
What do French people smoke?
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What drugs do French people use to get high?
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What do French people smoke?
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I think French people are very creepy..
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︎ Dec 26 2019
What do french people smoke?
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︎ Feb 18 2019
Why do french people only eat one egg?
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︎ Nov 01 2019
What do French people like to smoke?
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︎ Aug 19 2019
What do French people smoke?
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French people donβt have two eggs for breakfast.......
.......because in France one egg is un oeuf.
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︎ Jun 15 2019
Why do French people only have one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf
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︎ Mar 07 2019
French people are so hardcore
They eat pain for breakfast.
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︎ Feb 25 2019
Why do French people eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
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︎ Aug 29 2017
I spent all day yesterday trying to convince people on a WW2 subreddit that I was French.
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︎ Mar 10 2019
French people give me the crΓͺpes.
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︎ Nov 10 2018
I find French people unsettling...
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︎ Oct 20 2018
What do French people call a bad Thursday?
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︎ Apr 03 2019
French people are so hardcore
They eat pain for breakfast
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︎ Jun 17 2018
Why do French people only eat one egg for breakfast?
Because one egg is un oeuf.
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