My girlfriend says I'm ready to be a Dad

I was watching TV with my hispanic girlfriend and on the show we were watching a guy gave a girl a danish (little pastry with fruit). My girlfriend said that while it looked pretty tasty and good, she's not much of a Danish person and I said, "Well, probably because you're hispanic.."

I immediately texted my dad the joke as well.

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👤︎ u/Gerbil2013
📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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My coworker loves cheese danishes.

With mouth full of pastry, he says to me "I love these cheese danishes. If I could marry them, I would."

"Why don't you just find a nice Danish girl to settle down with instead?" I replied.

"Why?" He queried.

"She's Danish."

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👤︎ u/mr_arm
📅︎ Mar 06 2015
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Heard this from my granddad at dinner tonight.

I have two Great Danes. One is named Oreo and the other is Moose.

Granddad: Does it ever make you uncomfortable eating Danish pastries or Oreo cookies?

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👤︎ u/lynxspoon
📅︎ Aug 17 2013
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