On Christmas my aunt gave my son a small box of Swedish fish which he immediately devoured. At the moment he threw the empty box on the coffee table I looked at it with wide eyes and said, "Oh look! Now they're Finnish!" He didn't get it.
Yeah, it turns out the fish part is a red herring.
So proud of him.
and asked if anyone would like some. We all declined and he said, "No bites then?"
Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?
an artificial Swedener
They would be known as 'Sirs Drumming'
Bad joke and pun intended on the infamous Swedish fish
My daughter said this while discussing Valentine’s Day card ideas.
“We could put Swedish fish in them” “Yeah and?” “Then you write, you’re my SWEETEST fish”
I audibly exhaled. And I’ve never been more proud.
My sister was talking about candy she didn't like.
Her: "Swedish fish taste awful. They aren't even sweet!"
Me: "Well of course not. They're only sweet-ish."