Swedish Fish

They aren't sweet, just sweet-ish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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My son was eating out of a bag of Swedish Fish

On Christmas my aunt gave my son a small box of Swedish fish which he immediately devoured. At the moment he threw the empty box on the coffee table I looked at it with wide eyes and said, "Oh look! Now they're Finnish!" He didn't get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Polabeya
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2016
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TIL that Swedish Fish are actually shaped like Sweden, not fish.

Yeah, it turns out the fish part is a red herring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeonNytrox
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2017
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My 6yo son me. Me: "Don't eat all of those Swedish fish at once you get a stomachache." Him: "I won't Daddy. I'll eat them one at a time."

So proud of him.

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My father opened up a bag of Swedish Fish...

and asked if anyone would like some. We all declined and he said, "No bites then?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frozengyro
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2014
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I saw a pack of gummy worms that said β€œNo artificial flavor.”

Who buys gummy worms hoping they’d taste as close to real worms as possible?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pllarsen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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What do you call someone who immigrated to Sweden?

an artificial Swedener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Confused_gay69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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If a bunch of Swedish guys made up a rock band,

They would be known as 'Sirs Drumming'

Bad joke and pun intended on the infamous Swedish fish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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What kinda food can a shark get cavities from?

SWEDISH FISH!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashtehstampede
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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There’s still time!

My daughter said this while discussing Valentine’s Day card ideas.

β€œWe could put Swedish fish in them” β€œYeah and?” β€œThen you write, you’re my SWEETEST fish”

I audibly exhaled. And I’ve never been more proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/platypus_eyes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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Candy Corny

My sister was talking about candy she didn't like.

Her: "Swedish fish taste awful. They aren't even sweet!"

Me: "Well of course not. They're only sweet-ish."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GangsterJawa
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2014
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Sitting at home; Dad's just left to the store.

Dad: Will you bring back some Swedish fish?

Me: What? YOU have the car.

Dad: When you go to Sweden :D

Me(Who will be studying abroad in Sweden next year): ... Haha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaaadluckBrian
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2015
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