I didn't complete the Scadanavian languages course; I did well enough at the beginning in Danish, Swedish, and Norweigian...

...but I just couldn't Finnish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmcduff
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2017
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Mixed languages create the best!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlameExploision
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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There is a mysterious crime spree going on at our local IKEA.

The cops are having a hard time putting the pieces together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2018
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Father in law in the store.

So we're Swedish and this joke only works in Swedish (sorry). We went to buy some food, and the word liver has 2 meanings in Swedish ( lever - live and liver) So I said (pointing at the liver) Liver. He walk up to it and stares at it... And then he says nah looks pretty dead to me...

Sorry probably not so funny for you non sweeds..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OHDEERGOAT
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2014
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My friends and I usually try to make as many terrible dad jokes as humanly possible. Today I came up with two...

Firstly, the other day in my Swedish language class I was conversing flirtatiously with a chick whom I sit near. She had said how she wants to be a lawyer, and the word for lawyer is "advokat" in Swedish. So I said "ah so you want to be en advokat? Cool, but why not a normal cat?"

And then earlier today I said to an American friend of mine: "If Oregon had more of an Italian herbalist population, wouldn't it become Oregano?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KatsumotoKurier
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2015
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