"Have you heard about the Asian chef that spilled soup?"
"Yes, he burned his Japaknees,"
I was poking fun at my friend for not being quite Asian, African, or European
Apparently he's a bit Turklish.
The inventors of the first successful aeroplane's parents were Asian
I guess two Wongs do make a Wright.
I once made a robot out of east asian cooking vessels.
What do you call an Asian gorilla
My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.
Found out my Asian dad doesn't like sea shanties
He only likes Ashanti, guess I'll take my leave and go
I have an asian friend who's constantly mad
Asian girls don’t poop...
Whom does Asian parents love more than A honorable child ?
What do you call someone who's half African and half Asian?
What's a decent Asian stereotype?
How do you tell the difference between an Asian, and an African Elephant?
It's simple. One of them is an elephant.
I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they don’t have to be put down.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
What do you call racism against Asians?
My asian friend is pretty popular among his profession of being a chef.
Why do people say an Asian Girlfriend is simply the best?
Because Schezwan of a kind.
I just landed a job at a local Asian restaurant.
All I had to do was wok in for my interview!
My boss fired me for cracking to many Asian jokes.
Are chefs that learn Asian cuisine told to
Girlfriend challenged me to an Asian Cuisine eating contest
What do you call an Asian man who always has correct change?
My wife said we were having Asian Meatloaf for dinner
I said, "who's that? Was that the guy who sang Bat out Hanoi?"
She was so disappointed.
A sales associate spots an Asian man at a Mortal Kombat console.
She asks if the man wants to try it out.
The man replies, "No, I'm just Liu Kang."
How did Justin Timberlake try to warn us about the Asian Giant "Murder" Hornets?
Asian martial arts must be very dehydrating...
because every second line in a movie is "Wataaah!".
I have an Asian friend who plays a lot of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
I'm surprised he didn't go for Super Smash Bros. Maylay.
I met an Asian guy at a party and asked him, “Are you Chris Chen?”
He said: No, my name is Daniel. Do all Asian guys look the same to you?
Me: No. I meant, do you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?
What did the CEO say when announcing layoffs at the Southeast Asian division?
If Asian food has umami, then what does Mexican food have?
I met an Asian girl today with the last name of "China"
What do you call an Asian woman with one leg longer than the other?
An edible pale green seed of an Asian tree is very very angry with you for calling him a nut.
I asked my boss to donate to support Asian children with terminal illnesses.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
What's a decent Asian stereo type?
Sony and Yamaha are my favorite.
My boss fired me for cracking too many Asian jokes.
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