Thai Puns

I said I was 50/50 on it

I said right between winner-land and loser-land

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The third friend is the Thai breaker.

Now my undies are Thai tea whiteys.

Because it was a little chili.

It's called Thai Me Down

I’ve started studying Muay Suit and Thai.

I don’t know how I got in, I wasn’t even wearing one

I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.

He wanted to show me something on his phone and handed it to me. The screen was off and when I turned it on the PIN came up to unlock it. He says "Ohh the password is (He just does a short laugh like "Hahahaha")"

Turns out Ha is Thai for 5. Also, that was all he wanted to show me.

They have a boring job.

I'm running an email distro list and have to include a pun every week related to Muay Thai. Can you guys help me with some suggestions? I'm really running out of steam after a couple of months on.

I told her I'm naan-partisan.

Because hippies always wear thai-die shirts.

Thai friend: I'd like to marry an Italian woman. Our kids would be beautiful.

Me: You could say your kids would be I-Thai-lian then.

"I've heard Men's Warehouse isn't too bad."

My cousin's boyfriend everybody >_<

My buddy makes dad jokes all the time.

Check out this video he made

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Me: Let's order Thai food

Dad: Aren't you sick of eating food all the THAIme?

My mum eventually came in and didn't get the joke at all.

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And they bought a bottle of sriracha sauce. My buddy saw the "made in thailand" thing on the bottle and said "I think the masseuse hypnotized me and made me buy a thai product". To which I replied with "I guess she gave you a subliminal massage".

"...I couldn't get the knots out though."

called THAI THE KNOT.

Let's Thai the knot.