My wife asked how I felt about getting Thai food for dinner

I said I was 50/50 on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PKMKII
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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While eating Thai food, my daughter asked β€œWhere is Thailand?”

I said right between winner-land and loser-land

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhoadsscholar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Thai girls are like a box of chocolates....

You never know which ones have the nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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What do you call a Thai bank

The BahtRoom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiabetesInACan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Three friends are going out to eat, one wants to go Thai another wants Mexican.

The third friend is the Thai breaker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/indiankidhs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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I spilled Thai tea on my lap....

Now my undies are Thai tea whiteys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fulloftrivia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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Why did the Thai pepper put on a jacket?

Because it was a little chili.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FurFaceMcBeard
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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There's a new Thai restaurant that where the servers wear S&M outfits.

It's called Thai Me Down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I like more formalized martial arts than Muay Thai.

I’ve started studying Muay Suit and Thai.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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What do you call Thai food that is made with chicken?

Hentai

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πŸ‘€︎ u/absolriven
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I went to a Thai restaurant the other day...

I don’t know how I got in, I wasn’t even wearing one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willpun4food
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Taking a girl home at a Thai night club can be nerve-wracking.

I'm hoping for the breast, but preparing for the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rnzz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Fresh Thai food.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spartan17492
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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My Thai girlfriend's dad just dropped a multi language dad joke on me.

He wanted to show me something on his phone and handed it to me. The screen was off and when I turned it on the PIN came up to unlock it. He says "Ohh the password is (He just does a short laugh like "Hahahaha")"

Turns out Ha is Thai for 5. Also, that was all he wanted to show me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChefAllez
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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Elon Musk's engineers are helping with the Thai children in the cave.

They have a boring job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StamosLives
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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Pun Request: Muay Thai/Martial Arts Related Puns

I'm running an email distro list and have to include a pun every week related to Muay Thai. Can you guys help me with some suggestions? I'm really running out of steam after a couple of months on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/muaythaipunsplz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2015
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My wife asked if I prefer Thai food or Indian food...

I told her I'm naan-partisan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donald386
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2018
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Why are Thai people deathly afraid of the hippies?

Because hippies always wear thai-die shirts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoopScoopPoop
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2017
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I dad-joked my Thai friend yesterday

Thai friend: I'd like to marry an Italian woman. Our kids would be beautiful.

Me: You could say your kids would be I-Thai-lian then.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aGeriatricHobo
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2015
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"Does anyone know a good Thai place?"

"I've heard Men's Warehouse isn't too bad."

My cousin's boyfriend everybody >_<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katiedid05
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2016
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First ever Thai massage

My buddy makes dad jokes all the time.

Check out this video he made

groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unclecatstain
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2014
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My dad's answer to eating a lot of Thai food lately

Me: Let's order Thai food

Dad: Aren't you sick of eating food all the THAIme?

My mum eventually came in and didn't get the joke at all.

edit: Formatting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Posigen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2013
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My buddy and his gf went grocery shopping after getting a thai massage

And they bought a bottle of sriracha sauce. My buddy saw the "made in thailand" thing on the bottle and said "I think the masseuse hypnotized me and made me buy a thai product". To which I replied with "I guess she gave you a subliminal massage".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConfusedTapeworm
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2015
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"I tried Thai food once..."

"...I couldn't get the knots out though."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnFoxpoint
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2013
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A Thai restaurant that does wedding catering

called THAI THE KNOT.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaccabeeYourself
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2014
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What did the Thai man say to the Thai woman?

Let's Thai the knot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trell959
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2016
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