Nguyen Puns

...then it's a Ngo-Nguyen situation.

It was Nguyen improved.

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

It was a Nguyen-Nguyen scenario

A Nguyen-Nguyen

One of my wife's bosses is from China with the family name Wong.

Wife was telling me that said boss just had a baby a few months ago.

(At this moment, my dad powers started kicking in...)

Me: "Huh, that's cool. When her husband visits the office next time, you should ask them if the baby's Caucasian."

Wife: "What?! Why?"

Me: Cause I wanna know if two 'Wongs' make a 'White'..."

Her eyes rolled so hard they detached.

Edit: Thanks for front page folks! Glad I could make you laugh (or groan...)

Edit 2: Thank you for the gold!

Edit 3: WIFE'S IN THE THREAD!! Abort! Abort! Wee woo wee woo wee woo

See you next year.

They didnt Nguyen a single game

They both really love one another. It’s a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

and when Russell Mael heard of it he asked

"So, Nguyen, do I get to sing My Way?"

so working with them is always a Nguyen-Nguyen situation

It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

They always Nguyen

is that a win Nguyen scenario?

I bet he knows where he's Nguyen.

http://i.imgur.com/gjGiE7n.png

For those too lazy to click:
Dad posts a picture on my Facebook timeline that says, "MADISON NGUYEN FOR SAN JOSE MAYOR." His caption reads, "If Madison takes the election, it will be a Nguyen-win situation."
Sister comments: "Ugh."
Mom comments: "Double ugh!!!"
I comment: "Nguyen pho mayor!"