Nguyen Puns

A list of puns related to "Nguyen"

When Vietnamese people marry each other, it’s a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.
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👤︎ u/BusyPooping
📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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You'll never lose with Mr. Nguyen. Unless he's with Mr. Ngo...

...then it's a Ngo-Nguyen situation.

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👤︎ u/Zelanor
📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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Nguyen Van Binh is a four "n" name.
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👤︎ u/piemaster1123
📅︎ Sep 19 2017
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Did you hear about the most recent Vietnamese automobile?

It was Nguyen improved.

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👤︎ u/Katyusha-Soviet_Loli
📅︎ Feb 12 2021
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What do you call it when two Vietnamese people with common names get married?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

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👤︎ u/pretzelzetzel
📅︎ Dec 05 2020
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I know a Vietnamese couple who got married and decided to both hyphenate their last names

It was a Nguyen-Nguyen scenario

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👤︎ u/Hitler_the_Painter
📅︎ Jul 26 2020
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What do you call leaving the Vietnam war with a new wife?

A Nguyen-Nguyen

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👤︎ u/craigislonely
📅︎ Jun 20 2020
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My wife groaned at this one (Not in the sexy way either...)

One of my wife's bosses is from China with the family name Wong.

Wife was telling me that said boss just had a baby a few months ago.

(At this moment, my dad powers started kicking in...)

Me: "Huh, that's cool. When her husband visits the office next time, you should ask them if the baby's Caucasian."

Wife: "What?! Why?"

Me: Cause I wanna know if two 'Wongs' make a 'White'..."

Her eyes rolled so hard they detached.

Edit: Thanks for front page folks! Glad I could make you laugh (or groan...)

Edit 2: Thank you for the gold!

Edit 3: WIFE'S IN THE THREAD!! Abort! Abort! Wee woo wee woo wee woo

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👤︎ u/hephaestus1219
📅︎ Nov 21 2015
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I need a break. Leaving dadjokes for a few days.

See you next year.

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👤︎ u/timbococ
📅︎ Dec 28 2014
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Did you hear about the team of white guys that tried to compete in an all vietnamese soccer league?

They didnt Nguyen a single game

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👤︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
📅︎ Feb 01 2020
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My two Vietnamese friends got married.

They both really love one another. It’s a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

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👤︎ u/zephyrcoco
📅︎ Aug 30 2018
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Back in the nineties, the band Sparks had a Vietnamese booker who wanted them to play a Sinatra tribute show

and when Russell Mael heard of it he asked

"So, Nguyen, do I get to sing My Way?"

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👤︎ u/Onechordbassist
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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My two favorite coworkers are both from Vietnam.

so working with them is always a Nguyen-Nguyen situation

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👤︎ u/dubeykeebler
📅︎ Feb 10 2019
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My two Vietnamese friends recently came to an agreement that benefits everyone.

It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

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👤︎ u/Spokandyland
📅︎ Dec 04 2018
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Why are Vietnamese people so successful?

They always Nguyen

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👤︎ u/poemsavvy
📅︎ May 01 2018
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If a Vienamese human trafficking ring offers one of their captives as the prize of a contest..

is that a win Nguyen scenario?

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👤︎ u/Mutant_Llama1
📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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The waiter at the Pho joint was moving really fast...

I bet he knows where he's Nguyen.

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👤︎ u/oddtimed
📅︎ Feb 15 2018
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Dad jokes....must be a guy thing.

http://i.imgur.com/gjGiE7n.png

For those too lazy to click:
Dad posts a picture on my Facebook timeline that says, "MADISON NGUYEN FOR SAN JOSE MAYOR." His caption reads, "If Madison takes the election, it will be a Nguyen-win situation."
Sister comments: "Ugh."
Mom comments: "Double ugh!!!"
I comment: "Nguyen pho mayor!"

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👤︎ u/crazyei8hts
📅︎ May 20 2014
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