Prince Harry Puns

A list of puns related to "Prince Harry"

It would’ve been really dark if, when Snape was dying, Harry had said “now you’re really the half-blood prince”.

Because he only had half his blood left

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👤︎ u/wnlm
📅︎ Jan 01 2021
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How does Prince Harry's brother make his sandwiches?

With his willy ham

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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Why didn’t Queen Elizabeth take a shower before attending Prince Harry’s wedding?

Because she was already queen.

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👤︎ u/TheSocialGadfly
📅︎ Jan 13 2020
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Harry Potter dad joke

My dad and sister were discussing how they watched Harry Potter the half blood prince today and my dad said,

"Well I only saw half of it so I guess it was only the quarter blood prince"

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👤︎ u/MyNameIsYourNameToo
📅︎ Mar 17 2015
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