Clarence House Puns

They were like the Hatfields and the McCoys and shouted every day at each other for some trifling that the other had done.

One day, the local county public works department built a bridge over the ravine and Ollie decided to cross it to give Clarence a piece of his mind.

However, a few minutes later, he dashed home, boarded up the front door, grabbed his gun, and hid in the furthest corner of the house, shaking with fear. His wife, concerned, asked him what was the matter.

Ollie explained that he had gone over to tell off the neighbor but when he got to the bridge, he saw the warning sign: Clearance 13’6”