Where did the Buddha migrate after becoming a sheikh
A.Buddha.B
I've started my new diet. It's called the Saudi Arabian cannibal diet...
You just have a Sheikh for breakfast.
What do you call a muscular imam?
A protein sheikh!
Who owns the most cows in the Middle East?
The Milk-Sheikh!
What do you call an Arab bodybuilder?
A Protein Sheikh.
How does Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum exercise to stay healthy?
He uses a Sheikh Weight.
How do Arabs overcome their anger?
They just Sheikh it off
Heard Saudi Arabia is changing monarchs...
Its a bit of a Sheikh-Up
Do they have many earthquakes in Saudi Arabia?
They get the odd sheikh here and there.
Did you hear about the Arabian dairy farmer?
He was a milk sheikh.
[Challenge] Sheik Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa
So me and my mate were talking about the potential new FIFA President Sheikh Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa. We were wondering what punbelievable headlines would be in the papers if he won the position.
Any ideas?
Dad just wants to be helpful
Me: (Regarding a spray can) Give it a solid shake
Dad: That could be tough
Me: Why?
Dad: You generally need a Saudi Arabian sculptor to carve you a Solid Sheikh
What did the man say when he felt he got shorted on new leaders in the Middle East?
"I feel I didn't get a fair Sheikh."
What do you call a muscular Arab?
A protein Sheikh
