Did you hear they had to close the Arby's in the Burj Khalifa?
The steaks were too high.
I just found out people work on top of Burj Khalifa.
I can't believe the heights some people would go to just to earn some money.
My dimwitted son decided to do his maths homework in the elevator of the Burj Khalifa.
He was wrong on so many levels.
My friend dared me to put my cows on the top of the Burj Khalifa.
The stakes have never been higher.
[Challenge] Sheik Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa
So me and my mate were talking about the potential new FIFA President Sheikh Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa. We were wondering what punbelievable headlines would be in the papers if he won the position.
Any ideas?
My dad just sent me this. " Today's Windsor Star says that Wiz Khalifa was arrested for public urination behind a bar in the United States."
"Seriously, Wiz!"
