She's really eiducated.
Qurβan teens
For a pilgrimage to Mecha.
Moohammed
Sunni and Shia
It's Always Suni In Philadelphia.
They're calling it Allahpalooza some of the headliners include, The Suicide Girls, Bombye West, and The Big Bang Theory.
"...now they will be Italian ISIS." - My dad yesterday in the car.
You muzzle 'em
Because it was a Zinfandel
Islams it
Yarrr my rum-a-done!
...as Allah Money
Ahmal Shooq-Up.
Mosque Quito.
It might be Sunni now but it will be Shiite later.
http://imgur.com/bQIOGeg
But Islam ok though?
A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito (Told by my dad earlier lol)
My family had a get-together for my grandpa's birthday tonight and ISIS became the topic of the conversation.
Aunty: "I heard that ISIS is all over the place now."
Dad: "Yeah, you know where it is?"
Grandpa: "Where?"
Dad: "ISIS in the freezer."
Eyerolls and groans everywhere.
A little bit of an explanation: in Islam men are supposed to "lower their gaze" to protect the modesty of others. Now onto the joke.
We're driving and we come up to stop light. She looks at me and says
"you should lower your gaze..." And I look back confused "why?" "Because it's changing!" I groaned super hard
Dad: The Islamic State could really improve its image if they recruited more from Italy.
Me: Why's that?
Dad: 'Cause everyone likes Italian ices.
what is this animal
islam
Islams it
Islams it
