Shahzad Sheikh Puns

Despite sending promises of troops and funding well before the battle took place the battle took place and Nogai could only declare a Pyrrhic victory. Crimea had seen the destruction that had wrecked the horde and kill thousands of strong men and nobles, and for what? Their land to get pillaged and for them to continue to starve?

1500 was a brutal year for the region:

> In 1500, a severe drought and lack of food in the Volga region forced Sheikh Akhmed Khan to look for more fertile lands. He migrated to the Dnieper region, but Khan Mengli I Giray had already fortified these lands with fortresses supplied with Turkish artillery [23] . Sheikh-Ahmed tries to resolve the issue peacefully, enters into negotiations with Mengli Geray, then with the Turkish governor in the Cafe Shahzade Muhammad and with the Ottoman Sultan Bayazid II Saint himself , but he is refused by all [24] . At this time, many Horde people, driven by hunger, en masse go to the service of the Crimean Khan.

> Source from Wiki and I've seen similar stories in what drove the Horde to attack Crimea in 1501/1502 with minor Astrakhan support.

The Horde has asked to migrate and as Crimea was directed by Sultan Bayazid II himself, we would respond. Brothers, you may go where the steppe leads you, but with Nogai and Muscovy breathing down our necks we must find a unified solution. I propose a Kurultai to solve the issue and hammer out a Confederation of Great Hordes. Within our lands any may ride and food and wealth shall flow, but we three rulers, the Khan of Crimea, the Khan of the Golden Horde, and the Khan of Astrakhan shall rule as we are blood brothers of Genghis Khan. When only one man stands alive, he alone, shall rule the hordes of all nations and following his death, a Kurultai shall select his successor or his son shall take the mantle like the great Khan's of old. We shall grant you shelter, grant you the destruction of Nogai, and assist you in the wrath of ages along the Volga region.

Let such an offer be known throughout the Volga Region, that Khan Menli I Giray grants assistance to his brothers a

Salute to Inspector Mohan Chand Sharma, to helping kill Atif Ameen/Amin, the then mastermind of many blasts conducted by Indian Mujahideen from 2003-2008.

For the first time in Indian History, an inspector ranked officer was killed in an encounter. Here's complete story from Sanjay Kumar the most decorated Delhi Police Officer detailing the entire encounter - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOYYB7I2hkc

They went to verify the terrorists, by posing as Telecom company (Vodafone) operators, since Atif's number changed from Prepaid to Postpaid by Vodafone.

Terrorists present in L-18 Unit of Batla House on the Second Floor on 19th September, 2008.

- Atif Amin (Neutralized)

- Mohammed Sajid (Neutralized)

- Mohammed Saif - Surrendered

- Bada Sajid - Ran Away (Later to be killed while fighting for ISIS) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPHi0xXJ3Gk ( Clearly Speaks about Batla House)

- Shahzad Ahmed (Ran away from the scene after firing on Inspector MC Sharma, Later Caught from UP/Nepal, Currently serving life sentence) convicted in 2013. Backstory - https://www.ndtv.com/people/who-is-shahzad-ahmed-529465

- Ariz Khan (Ran away, later caught near Bihar Nepal Border, now on death sentence) convicted in March 2021. Arrest Story - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52shv4BXjdU

Yasin Bhatkal was believed to be present at the same Batla House Apartment a few minutes before Police arrived at L-18, that would've been a prized catch and prevented the Geman Bakery Blasts from 2010 to have happened.

Now, why is this event important, There were blasts happening at regular intervals throughout India in between 2003-2008. Atif Amin and Sadiq Sheikh were the founders/ masterminds of all these blasts, but Sadiq Sheikh had retreated post the 7/11 Mumbai Train Serial Bombings.

Credible Sources -

Confession of Sadiq Sheikh on Atif Ameen (Amin) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqet4ez0fkQ

Ashish Khaitan ( Now Delhi AAP MLA) - Confirming on Atif Ameen being responsible for killing more than 300 people in the blasts - https://ndtv.in/videos/video-story-284444 (Watch from 15:32)

Origin -

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Do your worst!

It really does, I swear!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.