Or should that be sheikh?
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👤︎ u/orlanthi
📅︎ Aug 18 2020
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Where did the Buddha migrate after becoming a sheikh

A.Buddha.B

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📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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A cold mango sheikh
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👤︎ u/Kauntest
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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I've started my new diet. It's called the Saudi Arabian cannibal diet...

You just have a Sheikh for breakfast.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 31 2021
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What do you call a muscular imam?

A protein sheikh!

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📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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Who owns the most cows in the Middle East?

The Milk-Sheikh!

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📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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What do you call an Arab bodybuilder?

A Protein Sheikh.

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📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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Where do Arabian leaders like to eat?

Sheikh Shack

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👤︎ u/Dasvott
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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How do Arabs overcome their anger?

They just Sheikh it off

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📅︎ Dec 04 2017
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Heard Saudi Arabia is changing monarchs...

Its a bit of a Sheikh-Up

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📅︎ Jan 09 2018
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Do they have many earthquakes in Saudi Arabia?

They get the odd sheikh here and there.

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📅︎ Aug 29 2017
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Did you hear about the Arabian dairy farmer?

He was a milk sheikh.

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📅︎ Jan 26 2017
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[Challenge] Sheik Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa

So me and my mate were talking about the potential new FIFA President Sheikh Salman bin Ebrahim al-Khalifa. We were wondering what punbelievable headlines would be in the papers if he won the position.

Any ideas?

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👤︎ u/SamCropper
📅︎ Oct 28 2015
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Dad just wants to be helpful

Me: (Regarding a spray can) Give it a solid shake

Dad: That could be tough

Me: Why?

Dad: You generally need a Saudi Arabian sculptor to carve you a Solid Sheikh

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👤︎ u/ThanHowWhy
📅︎ Aug 02 2014
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What did the man say when he felt he got shorted on new leaders in the Middle East?

"I feel I didn't get a fair Sheikh."

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👤︎ u/treein303
📅︎ Mar 07 2016
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What do you call a muscular Arab?

A protein Sheikh

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