I was surprised to learn my family had never heard of the patron Saint of e-mails

So I had to tell them about Saint Francis of A CC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hatchitt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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Who is the patron saint of copying people in emails?

St. Francis of a CC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarDarBinks124
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Saints Locke room

I walk into the saints locker room with a canister They ask β€œwhat is it” I say β€œFor Brees” (Awful I know)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sendmetitpics69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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I told my son I believe everyone goes to heaven until the resurrection of the saints

He said, "Why just the saints? There's like 31 other football teams."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Horton780
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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What do you call the night before Saint Lawrence’s Day?

Yves Saint Laurent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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Which of the saints could predict the future?

Saint Cristobal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_thechancellor_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Go to the animal shelter for a dog and you're a saint.

Go to the women's shelter for a new girlfriend and everyone loses their mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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At the pearly gates, Saint Peter asks new arrivals what they did for a living...

The first person says β€œI was a doctor, I saved lives.” St. Peter lets him in.

The second person says β€œI was a teacher, I educated and inspired hundreds of children”. St Peter lets him in.

The third says β€œI was a musician, I brought joy and beautiful music to many people.”

St. Peter says β€œok, but you’ll have to go around back and come in through the kitchen.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/02K30C1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Saint Patrick’s Day cancelled due to COVID-19

We are very sorry to announce that Saint Patrick’s Day has been cancelled this year due to COVID-19. We are doing our best to keep the leprechauns in quarantine but as you know, they are very tricky and do not like feeling trapped. Everyone please stay safe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Littlepips
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Who is the patron saint of homeless dogs and cats?

St. Ray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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What does Saint Nick get drunk on?

Santa Claws

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w00tah
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Jolly Ole Saint Nicholas...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unkempt_ROUS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2018
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(X post) An artillery captain was made a saint by the Catholic Church.

One could say he was cannonized,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Today I found out who the patron saint of silence is.

It is St.Fu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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The mayor of Saint Paul passed a law banning large soft drinks.

Now if you want one you have to get a Minnesota

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hopelessnerd-exe
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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The patron saint of beleaguered IT support workers should be named Turner O'Finnanegan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mc_tammer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2017
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I've been named the patron saint of Chipotle...

Call me Guaca-holy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCopperDimes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2018
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Did you know that one of the saints from the New Testament had a pet dinosaur?

People started calling him Jurassic Mark.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkaic
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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Santa Clause is a Saint Nickname.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ViewtifulMoe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2015
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What do you call the patron saint of gross soups?

St.ew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jdrawer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2016
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I nominate Tim Vine as our patron saint. youtube.com/watch?v=00dFz…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ayedfy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2013
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Who is the patron saint of email?

Saint Francis of a cc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TabCompletion
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Who is the patron saint of copying people into emails?

St. Francis of a CC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theprogrammerx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Who is the Patron Saint of copying people into emails?

St. Francis of a CC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDGeek
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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An artillery captain was made a saint in the Catholic Church.

One could say he was cannonized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Who is the patron saint of emails?

St. Francis of a CC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skiftonoid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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Who is the patron saint of email?

St Francis of a CC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timotab
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2016
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