There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall!

Terrible king, but made a great ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
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Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?

I’m not joking, but he is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2021
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Which one of King Arthur’s knights named the Round Table?

Sir Cumference

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Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone, and I wondered why they were doing that...

Then IT hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obsidiandragon61
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?

Sir Plant.

I’ll see myself out.

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Why did the king go to the dentist?

To get a crown

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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At 5,714 strikeouts, Nolan Ryan is the king of baseball pitchers!

I wonder if he'll be overthrown...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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When I get asked why I prefer King-sized mattresses.

Bigger is bedder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hipstersheikh
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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Stephen Kings' son Joe doesn't have a middle name.

He's just Joe King.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinfoilknight
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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During the French Revolution thousands of people met their end with the blade of the guillotine, including King Louis XVI

He should have quit while he was a head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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Where does a king keep his armies?

Up his sleevies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onefoot19toes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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How do you measure a king’s foot?

with a ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Echo_The_God
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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Tim vine is in my opinion the king of dad jokes.

He’s made a entire career out of Christmas cracker jokes and somehow still makes me laugh.

https://youtu.be/HCn9lkazxjk

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I made this She's got of lumps and bumps but I'm overall happy she's finnished kings, queens, and non-binary beans I present to you, my Les-bee-ian πŸ˜‚πŸβ€οΈπŸ§‘πŸ€πŸ’—
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxCandy_floofxx
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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Did you hear about the king sperm that was good at maths?

His name was Sir Cumference

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Everyone tells me that I'm the king of dad jokes. Here's one...

One.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YellowB
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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I replaced our bed with a king-sized trampoline.

When she finds out, my wife is going to hit the roof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef

A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef. He invites 3 renowned chefs from all over the kingdom to serve him and the favorite will become the new royal chef!

The first chef serves the king an enormous rack of ribs. "Very impressive," said the king.

The second chef serves a huge steak, cooked to perfection. "So satisfying," said the king.

The third chef gives the king a plate with small rocks on a bed of shredded cabbage. "What the hell is this," the king asks.

The third chef says, "These rocks fell from the sky into my back yard. Indeed, ribs and steak are very meaty, but asteroids are meteor!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ppardee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?

Sir Valence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Who was the fattest knight with roundest belly in King Arthur's Round Table?

Sir Cumference

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Where do British kings keep their armies?

In their sleevies.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/canadaddy-o
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What did the man say during the fight scene in the Lion King?

β€œPay attention, I think this may be the mane event!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmperorCowzilla
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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A little known fact was that Bruce Lee came very close to being the spokesman for Burger King.

He really loved the whap-pa!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_eat_unwiped_ass
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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Researchers Say King Tut Was Exceptional At At The Trumpet

But If You Ask Me, He Was Just Tootin’ Common

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Robhocker
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Tyrannosaurus porcelainii- tyrant king of the porcelain throne
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cREDBARON
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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How did the King save his drowning son?

With an heir-net...

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Who was the roundest of King Authur's Knights of the Round Table?

Sir Circumference. He ate too much pi!

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Sofa King Silly. πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ (OC)
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I gave a bored king a comedian to try to entertain him

He appreciated the jester

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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I love the Lion King...

...but Simba is so slow. Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Which school supply is king of the classroom?

A ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.

Beep repaired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What's the Lion King's favorite month?

DeSIMBA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emilliolongwood
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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If you wanted to take a bunch of bullets and forge them into a sword fit for a king what Caliber would you use?

Excalibur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.

Then IT hit me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What do you need to ride on when you say good bye to a king?

A bike. Because you say bye King.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NDK113
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Michael Jackson was the King of Pop

A Shamonarch, if you will.

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Nat King Cole used to write songs about his career as a mathematician

"Chestnuts roasting on an open Fourier"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agisilaus23
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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There once was this king who was only twelve inches tall

He didn't make a great king but he was a great ruler

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There was once a King who was 12 inches tall....

Terrible King, but a great ruler .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?

I’m not joking, but he is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Which one of King Arthur’s knights build the round table?

Sir Cumference!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xIR0NPULSE
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Why was the king only 12 inches tall?

cebause he was a ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthulhouette
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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Why was the king only 12 inches tall?

.. because he was a ruler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drbandre
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Why was the king only 12 inches tall?

cebause he was a ruler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthulhouette
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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I wondered why my daughter was throwing all my Stephen King books around the room. And then…

…IT hit me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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