There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall!
Terrible king, but made a great ruler.
Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?
I’m not joking, but he is.
Which one of King Arthur’s knights named the Round Table?
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone, and I wondered why they were doing that...
What do you call a knight who wants to overthrow the King?
Sir Plant.
I’ll see myself out.
Why did the king go to the dentist?
At 5,714 strikeouts, Nolan Ryan is the king of baseball pitchers!
I wonder if he'll be overthrown...
When I get asked why I prefer King-sized mattresses.
Stephen Kings' son Joe doesn't have a middle name.
During the French Revolution thousands of people met their end with the blade of the guillotine, including King Louis XVI
He should have quit while he was a head
Where does a king keep his armies?
How do you measure a king’s foot?
Tim vine is in my opinion the king of dad jokes.
He’s made a entire career out of Christmas cracker jokes and somehow still makes me laugh.
https://youtu.be/HCn9lkazxjk
I made this She's got of lumps and bumps but I'm overall happy she's finnished kings, queens, and non-binary beans I present to you, my Les-bee-ian 😂🐝❤️🧡🤍💗
Did you hear about the king sperm that was good at maths?
His name was Sir Cumference
Everyone tells me that I'm the king of dad jokes. Here's one...
I replaced our bed with a king-sized trampoline.
When she finds out, my wife is going to hit the roof.
A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef
A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef. He invites 3 renowned chefs from all over the kingdom to serve him and the favorite will become the new royal chef!
The first chef serves the king an enormous rack of ribs. "Very impressive," said the king.
The second chef serves a huge steak, cooked to perfection. "So satisfying," said the king.
The third chef gives the king a plate with small rocks on a bed of shredded cabbage. "What the hell is this," the king asks.
The third chef says, "These rocks fell from the sky into my back yard. Indeed, ribs and steak are very meaty, but asteroids are meteor!"
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
Who was the fattest knight with roundest belly in King Arthur's Round Table?
Where do British kings keep their armies?
What did the man say during the fight scene in the Lion King?
“Pay attention, I think this may be the mane event!”
A little known fact was that Bruce Lee came very close to being the spokesman for Burger King.
He really loved the whap-pa!
Researchers Say King Tut Was Exceptional At At The Trumpet
But If You Ask Me, He Was Just Tootin’ Common
Tyrannosaurus porcelainii- tyrant king of the porcelain throne
How did the King save his drowning son?
Who was the roundest of King Authur's Knights of the Round Table?
Sir Circumference. He ate too much pi!
Sofa King Silly. 🤷🏼♂️ (OC)
I gave a bored king a comedian to try to entertain him
He appreciated the jester
I love the Lion King...
...but Simba is so slow. Sometimes I wish he'd Mufasa.
Which school supply is king of the classroom?
I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.
What's the Lion King's favorite month?
If you wanted to take a bunch of bullets and forge them into a sword fit for a king what Caliber would you use?
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.
What do you need to ride on when you say good bye to a king?
A bike. Because you say bye King.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop
A Shamonarch, if you will.
Nat King Cole used to write songs about his career as a mathematician
"Chestnuts roasting on an open Fourier"
There once was this king who was only twelve inches tall
He didn't make a great king but he was a great ruler
There was once a King who was 12 inches tall....
Terrible King, but a great ruler .
Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe?
I’m not joking, but he is
Which one of King Arthur’s knights build the round table?
Why was the king only 12 inches tall?
Why was the king only 12 inches tall?
.. because he was a ruler
Why was the king only 12 inches tall?
I wondered why my daughter was throwing all my Stephen King books around the room. And then…
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