Why did Cleopatra find King Tut irresistible?
Pharohmones
What did King Tut say when the Sphinx scared him?
“I want my mummy”
King Tut was broke when he died
Lost all of his money in a pyramid scheme
My dad had me going.
Dad and I are watching a show about the Iceman.
We start talking about mummification and King Tut. I mention to him about the recent damage to the sarcophagus' beard.
He says, "Well that Sphinx."
Well done dad. Well done.
Mom had a question for me
Mom: Did you know what they found in King Tut's tomb?
Me: ... King Tut.
Old Man: LOL
Mom: ...
Why was king tut so irresistible?
It was his pharoahmones!
